The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 03, 2022

don’t hide your light under a bushel Perkins, share a bright idea!

Perkins sure lights up the place.

I think he’s angling for a raise.

He’ll keep the light on for ya.

He just seems so enlightened.

I have no idea.

Angelfish angling for an angelfish. Say that 3 times fast then get it through autocorupt.

Most of the time Perkins is (kept) in the dark (and in the “basement”).

I am sure Perkins is a “Deep” thinker!

He has been under a lot of pressure and might explode at any moment.

If you’re a smoker and ask for a light, and this guy shows up…you ever see one those fish with both eyes on the same side? That’s how they get that way.

A dose of “light” humor. Excellent!

She’s not happy.

The males are much smaller. When he bites her, he becomes fused to her, becoming a perpetual source of gametes. Eventually, he becomes a lump on her.

Anglerfish are weird.

Is there an off button for that bulb?

He/she is a workaholic – never switches off.

maybe you should cool it with the lights there Perkins.

sounds like perkins is in the dark…

It does seem kind of fishy, doesn’t it Perkins?

I think he is being catfished.

How are they supposed to use the pens provided?

He eats his own ideas…

She uses the lure to attract career advancement opportunities.

The original dim-bulb employee.

Perkins is afraid of corporate burnout.

That’s deep.

The light just means it’s lunchtime.

The light is supposed to attract prey, but with the light also in its eyes, how can the angler fish even see the prey?

Lights on and nobody is home………..

Perkins is just too deep for all the others.

Just testing the buzzer for the Double Jeopardy round!!