Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2022

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Aw … it could have been bats. Maybe tomorrow night.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Blanche stop crowing about something you could have handled.

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    tigerdg  about 2 years ago

    I would have expected bats.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I think that you hit the problem egg-zactly.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 2 years ago

    Just be grateful it’s not Henry……

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    Sanspareil  about 2 years ago

    They are not a birden are they??

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    Farside99  about 2 years ago

    As long as they’re not saying, “Never more.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I wonder if one of those birds is the Peter Lorre. Who was turned into a Raven by the Wizard Boris Karloff.

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    cubswin2016  about 2 years ago

    Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s a conspiracy! (assuming they’re ravens)

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    Well, yeah. It’s still kinda hot outside.

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    Uh, no “maybe” about this, Wiz!

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    bobwigg761  about 2 years ago

    If life experience has taught me anything, that’s not all you’re going to find on that Headboard!

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    Guayo1  about 2 years ago

    Blanche, just be grateful that they aren’t seated the other way around

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    Gandalf  about 2 years ago

    BIrdy, birdy, on the bed… Why’d you do that on our heads…

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    klapre  about 2 years ago

    Funny how birds can fly into the house but try to get them out is just a living hell with all the bird crap to clean up afterwards.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Birds on a bed board….LOL

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    garysmigs  about 2 years ago

    why are there never screens in comics or television?

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Bake them in a pie.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 years ago

    birdie birdie in the sky. how I hate your whitewash in my eye, but I’m sure glad that cows don’t fly.

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    oish  about 2 years ago

    How can we sleep while are beds are birdin’ ?

    Woke up this morning with murder in your eyes.

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    Cincoflex  about 2 years ago

    I just realized that his actual NAME is Wiz, not just his title!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    On the plus side, they’re not buzzards.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Since we’ll be having a series of low to mid 80 F days, I’ll be leaving all the windows open till a week from now when temps approach 90.

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    nathan.sheriff3  about 2 years ago

    Mr. Hitchcock, your birds are loose.

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    blakerl  about 2 years ago

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056869/

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