Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 23, 2022

If its so good why do you have to put “all buttery and salty” on it. You only put sauces on bad meat to disguise the smell…I don’t know where that came from!

When they decided that fungus wasn’t really a plant but a separate kingdom of its own, I began to wonder if vegetarians were defined as people who didn’t eat meat, or as people who ate nothing but plants. Are true vegans allowed mushrooms, bread and beer?

Wow! I could have had a V-8!

You do realize that Rob lives alone with a dog and a cat, the conversations are all in his mind.

“Vile weed!”, saith Newman.

I’m with Bucky here. Broccoli is nasty. My wife likes to broil it; stinks up the whole house. Maki the Feral Afghan Refugee Cat doesn’t like it either.

Spicy V8 is the best.

Bucky speaks truth in that last panel. He’s right. To that effect, it can be more than a minor annoyance when you go out to dinner at a restaurant with a group of people, you order what you like to eat, but when the food comes, the person next to you starts trying to force whatever they ordered on you. “Oh, you don’t know what’s good! You HAVE to try this! How do you know if you haven’t tasted it??” Good grief, if I wanted the junk they ordered in the first place, I would have ordered it myself. Rob’s low bar indeed.

Buck is The Cat

Embarrassing Rob is simple, ask him about his girlfriend.

Rob, cats are obligate predators. Do you not know what ‘obligate’ means? That’s a mite Bucky-ish.

I’m with Bucky on this one…I HATE Broccoli! About the only thing I agreed with HW Bush on as well.

“Gee, I coulda had a … steak !” :)

Is he unaware that cats are obligate carnivores?

How do know when someone is a vegan? Easy, they’ll tell you. Every. Five. Minutes.

So help me Garfield. Hilarious!

V8 juice: Add a dash of Tabasco, a bit of salt and pepper and Vodka plus a stalk of celery to stir, not to be eaten. Gosh I feel healthy!

While my two Maine Co*ne cats would never eat broccoli, they would gladly lick the butter and salt off of them.

say it with me. Obligate Carnivore.

I thought Rob was vegan, therefore no butter?

Reminds me of the old commercials where the guy hits himself in the forehead and says “I could have had a V8!”.

Bucky is right. Cats are obligate carnivores and should only eat meat. They can eat grass to settle digestion but it has no nutritional value for them.

Had an Old English Sheepdog that ate just about anything… except peas. Once mixed in some peas with her regular food … all that was left was the peas …!

( miss that dog! )

Buck’s right for once: cats are obligate carnivores. They subsist entirely on meat because their diet requires nutrients that are only found in animal flesh. Vegans (looking at you, Rob) who think cats should be vegetarian should not own cats because such a diet is harmful to felines.

Gotta love V8…

Uh Rob cats CAN’T eat veggies.

I don’t think Rob has any intention of “making Bucky a vegetarian” or depriving him of nutrition from meat. He’s just trying to get him to eat a piece of broccoli, sheesh! Which I admit is a futile endeavor from the start, lol.