Monty by Jim Meddick for October 02, 2022

Housebreakerwaker.

Alarming.

I guess you wouldn’t want the guy you take money and stuff from to be late for work, drawers might be empty next time

“Sorrrrrrrrrrrrr-reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

You requested a wakeup call?

Shades of Bruno Hauptmann.

And who said ‘’Courtesy is Dead’’? What a nice polite fellow.

Well, isn’t he nice?

Look at the size of that bag. I didn’t know Monty had that much to steal. Unless he’s stealing dirty laundry.

What is the point of a balaclava if you don’t pull it all the way down?

Well, that is a difficult and dangerous way of stealing.

Monty: “Just hit the snooze”Burglar: “You got it buddy”

The friendly neighborhood burglar. In broad daylight??????? :)

I doubt anyone would bother stealing my cell phone, it’s almost 2 years old and even when it was new it was considered a basic model you get at a discount when you sign up for service

Friendly burglar…

Who knew second-story cat burglars are so thoughtful?

Hmm…how about a Mad Don Martin spin. Burglar is beside the bed, Monty bops him on the head thinking it’s the snooze button. Still, that would only work as a running gag repeatedly hitting snooze to keep napping.

Can’t be in Illinois. The government is robbing any citizens with money and doesn’t want us to wake up.

Monty: I’m calling the cops!

It’s harder to dislike a Very Courteous Burglar….