B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 12, 2022

Seeing it, but not believing it.

Just like most car modifications, they are all for show, and little for go.

Hey, he needs to add some dingle balls and dice!

LOL!!! Hilarious picture.

Almost a BSA Rocket 3 Silencer……..

The handlebars are too low.

All set to race against a hare – except someone needs a seat belt or something.

A Hog turtle.

With ape hangers!

well, check your coffee guys

Looks smooth. Ride all day and no cobwebs

Heading for the hill climb rally. Gonna blow ’em away.

♫ Born to be wild…♫

What the hey?!?

I’m waiting for when the Nitrous Oxide is used. Will he go faster? Or will he just breakdown in laughter?

Formula None racing series.

What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?

A turtle neck jumper.

Can’t be unseen.

Style is sometimes inexplicable.

To what are the exhaust pipes connected?

Easy rider.

Well, I know what will be showing up on the next installment of Mecum Auctions …

I am trying to imagine what a turtle in full afterburner looks like.

Darwin award candidate?

cool. :D

Ahead of their time…

Hecks Angels (Grammar Nasties… no apostrophe because the organization to which The Count alluded does not use one in their patches, etc)

What did they put in my morning coffee??? That can’t be real.

Dude! Revving it up fine!

Zoom zoom zoom!

I’m hearing Steppenwolf’s Born To Be Wild

There is no end of stuff you can get on Amazon

Sometimes, “born to be wild” is a little different.

Queasy Rider?

The Dook of Earl?

Long John Shiver?

It’s easy to attach accessories to a turtle. Just use terra pins.

Giddy up!!!

Get your motor running. Head out on the highway. Looking for adventure in whatever comes our way. We’re just 2 natures childs and we’re born to be wild.

You really don’t want to know.

“Easy Strider!”

If he can’t do a “wheely” would he do a “footy”? Just askin.

About 200 of them are headed to Sturgis

OCC’s next build.

Nordstream

Born to be wild!

“Born to be wild …”