Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 05, 2022

At least Toby is wearing his mask.

Gil might not make it to the men’s room.

Gil: “I’m sorry… (I asked)”

“When my wife and I got divorced we split everything down the middle … She got half and her lawyer got half.” But right now — ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

“I got the mine; he got the shaft.”

what is she, a quick change artist ?

Doesn’t Robert have a brother, Hamm N. Eggers?

Dr. Pearl: “Hey, Gil, where are you going? You’re supposed to working the Oreintation desk! Dámmit, I can’t get that guy to do even one thing.”

I think “my Toby” might be a euphemism. Easy Mel, with Gil’s recent marital troubles he’s likely easily misled.

Is it me or does “worked on set for Robert Eggers’ new film about a Civil War-era Railroad Conductor” seems like way too much superfluous detail? Why not just “worked on the set of a movie”?

In all reality , after all these years Henry don’t call me Hank exposes Gil’s cheating heart and wandering eyes. Later strips will show Gil’s Roman hands and Russian fingers in action . Stay tuned .

Can we come up with some titles for the Civil War conductor movie?

I predict in a year or two, Keri Thorp who was born Kerrigan will win the state high school girls 200 freestyle swimming title at Milford High setting a new state record.

What the … do they stitch a boy’s face on them now too??

Loofa time! Toby looks worried.

P-4: Gil’s thought dotted line: with every camera!

A movie about a Civil War era semiconductor sounds more intriguing.

P 4 ( Gil’s voice): “… sure!…. Uh, who’s Toby?…”

GIL: And where are you going?

The other day, when Mimi asked Jami if he had his mask, I was picturing P3. And speaking of picturing, if you want to picture today’s Mopped Up Thorp, well, you don’t have to. You can just read it right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

C’mon, we can’t let the day end without a gratuitous use of the word “woke”. I hope that’s not an electric car Mel’s driving…

P1- That tape is on Facebook? Holly $hit!!!

P2- Put on a Chip-N-Dale bow tie and hop in.

P3- We’ll actually be watching him from several of our twelve cameras. He’ll have no problems if he knows what a loofah is.

Could someone explain to me what the hell is going on?