Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 23, 2022

Just get a room already…

The unit is standingat “garde-à-vous!”

BLUSTER: “I am sure we can come to a compromising position … Uh … Let’s run some ideas up and down the flagpole and see what salutes.”

AMOUR: “Oh, Colonel Bluster. It has been such an honor serving under you. I’ve been stretched both ways as what to do.”

BLUSTER: “Let me check my manual here as to what might be done.”

AMOUR: “The ‘Kama Sutra’? That’s a funny name …”

Is he skirting around the real issue?

She sure makes things hard for him.

Little does he suspect that she’s an undercover agent working to overthrow the patriarchy.

Colonel has got a reputation….. but seriously all the girls really want is his VRB. (For those who don’t know that was known as the Variable Re-enlistment Bonus. In some instances a tidy sum of money based on your job skill if you re-enlisted.)

You’ve never watched M*A*S*H, have you Colonel Bluster?

Rigid practices….he just broke…only one olive?

COLONEL: But who’ll curl my hair…and my toes…after you muster out?

AMOUR: The same gal who trims your mustache…and your wick…I guess.

after 6 drinks, I’d think there’d be more than innuendos

And his longevity!

Love these, John!

“Especially rigid at the moment, BLAST IT. ….. Okay, softening now.”

The unit’s morale won’t be the same without her.

John Lustig is the master of the double entendre.

He’s a hard man and he’ll just keep pressing her.

There is something else rigid!

♪ if fraternization is wrong i don’t wanna be right…

That’s a weird way to be arm wrestling.

I love a double entendre.