The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2022

He was worried, he raised him from a maggot!

He should be better in a few days … just in time for his funeral.

Just don’t send him over to Diamond Lil’s comic strip. He’ll be down for the rest of his (short, very short) life. But he’ll have a nice epitath.

It is experiencing a feeling of turd-weariness.

But the fly should be down in the dumps.

Sorry, but serotonin based drugs have been shown to have no affect on depression.

Okay, if he doesn’t get better we will have to call in the SWAT team.

That can’t be a real prescription – I can actually read the handwriting.

I live in Cleaverville, and my doctor told me half his patients are on happy pills.

Cheer up, little buggy.

That’s a heck of a dose, for a patient that likely weighs in at somewhere between 10 and 20 mg.

this flies in the face of common sense…

when his fly is up will he be flying right…?

The dog “doo” doesn’t have that “zing” and “pop” that it once had

It’ll be a floating fly.

I thought he was the fly in the ointment?

GROAN

Hoping he’s at the vet’s office!!!

The heat has taken its toll on all Gods creatures…this will surely do him…..

“HELP MEEEEE ….HELLLLP MEEEE!"

https://instantrimshot.com/

That’s what I take!!! Generic of course…

So that’s what the buzz at the appointment was about.

Scott, you have a very interesting mind! Keep up the good work.

Get the swatter, I say. And, maybe clean up the poo and dead Clydesdale in the waiting room.

The Doctor’s name is Phillipe.

Where the fly swatter?

Better not give him Viagra by mistake.

Shouldn’t that prescription be for Zolift?

He’ll have the fly zipping around in no time.