Herman by Jim Unger for September 23, 2022

He has such a way with words. For his sake, I hope she is deaf.

Look at what I got myself into

Dumb as a hammer, and she picked you.

So he gets heartburn and sore eyes

And so … Socrates had made one too many clever mean sayings regarding his wife, Xanthippe. And who do you think might have helped prepare his final hemlock tea?

Five Reasons Why Socrates Was a Terrible Husband:

https://classicalwisdom.com/people/philosophers/five-reasons-socrates-terrible-husband/

Never make a pretty woman your wife, Get an ugly woman to marry you…

and that’s “from my personal point of view”

.. and then the purse with the brick in it hit him.

Look who’s talking. He isn’t much to look at either.

Oh, very nice…

Yep, this one does have legs. Jim would have had to evolve, and I think he would have done so.

She has a boat.. and that’s good enough.

Gee, how sad for you. Can you hear the tiny violin playing?

Looks like someone can cook or at least eat the “cooking”.

He doesn’t look like much of a prize either – he should be grateful.

And yet you’ve survived … for a few more minutes anyway.

Hey! You mind? I’m standing right here!

lmao .. ancient joke, but still funny

What she lacks in intelligence she more than makes up for in stupidity

Do I hear something about an ugly stick?

Great personality maybe?

But she is filthy rich and I love her for it!

Hard to focus on a single shortcoming. It actually seems to work in her favor.

Ha. Look who’s talking.

Ouch!

Ouch!