Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 21, 2022

Most of us used to be able to count gray hairs, now we count remaining hairs.

And barnacles.

Me can bearly spots age spots under me bear hair.

Age spots are just mature freckles.

For each group of ten age spots, count one wen.

Tried that but lost count==got past double my age ! ! ! !

One of the many wonders of aging ;-)

Thought at first she was counting the days until the ladies next gossip gathering, also know as a bridge/tea/coffee/card party because she had a hot one.

They are still freckles…..

Connecting mine reveals, well, nothing. I know I should stop trying. At least not until the second glass of wine.

I don’t mind the gray ones. They, at least, show some intention of hanging around.

Facial freckles faded away. The ones on my arms stayed (100’s of ‘em). If I could just even out the color, I’d have a great permanent tan.

Some of us have quit counting and gone on with happier activities…