Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Cable news has never been " news ". It’s lots of things,, but news is not one of them

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    Superfrog  about 2 years ago

    I don’t suppose there’ll be an in depth followup story.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    With modern technology, he could add a chyron or news ticker to the bottom of the tombstone. He could give updates on how well he’s decaying.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    “Film at 11:00….. or maybe not.”

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    Mediatech  about 2 years ago

    This just in…

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    dot-the-I  about 2 years ago

    Epitaph for an aspiring escape artist: “Wait for it …..”

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    His is one of those ‘news’ broadcasts you can only do once, but what an impact!

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member about 2 years ago

    looks more like a pod cast

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    SusieB  about 2 years ago

    This will be on Wolf Blitzers headstone

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    oooh, shocker. did the tombstone gave it away.

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    Can't Sleep  about 2 years ago

    And when they lowered him into the ground, she held up a sign saying, “This just in…”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I watch ABC World News Tonight daily and they start EVERY broadcast with “breaking news as we come on the air”

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    walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “The Queen is dead!” was breaking news for about 10 days. After the first day, it should have just been “Yep, she’s still dead!”

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    Hydrohead  about 2 years ago

    That is a disturbingly shallow grave.

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    carlzr  about 2 years ago

    I always wanted to be a Fox News Analyst so I could hang out with those sexy reporters.

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    MS72  about 2 years ago

    She’s still dead.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well, he can anchor anything he wants now and I have a hanker’n for a pizza.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    When reporting from the site of a disaster, the camera lens rarely moves off the reporters who stand in front of some kind of wreck and describe what they see around them. Now that’s journalism – 001. Got all kinds of drones and airborne visuals available but remain anchored to the one with the mike. Wasted space.

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    walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When news was news on NBC, the closing theme of the Huntley-Brinkley Report was the second movement of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 in D minor, Op. 125. That was the best part!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Film at 11.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t an anchor be better buried at sea?

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    Fake news!

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    Znox11  about 2 years ago

    Tucker Carlson with furrowed forehead, “But are you really?”

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 years ago

    Breaking news! I am still alive!

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    This just in…

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    jvscanlan Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He wanted to host on Fox: I’m dead and it’s Biden, Obama, and Clinton’s fault

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    If he really was an anchorman, the headstone would only have weather and traffic, no news.

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Is that you, Generalissimo Franco?

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    I dropped a peanut butter and fried banana sandwich into Elvis’ grave.I have good news…..

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    spaced man spliff  about 2 years ago

    After 14 hours of airing, it’s still called ‘breaking news’. Oy !

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    bakana  about 2 years ago

    Dethany Dendrobia will enjoy visiting this cemetery some day soon.

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