Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2022

Maybe not as accurate, but much safer, for the doctor.

Nice shot, doc. This makes it easier for him to give a shot to patients who afraid of getting a shot. ( … although next time … )

Sorry I didn’t realize Henry moves off the table. Wiz you should now be safe against worms.

Wait, doesn’t the Wizard have to sign a 50 page document first?

When I was younger I had an nurse do Something like that to me for a tetanus shot

If he didn’t have a needle phobia before, he does now!

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger

Woah! That reminds me, I have to go get mine in this week!!

Got my Covid booster in one arm last Friday and the Flu vaccine in the other arm.. Both arms have been sore for a week.Just now getting over it.. Hope that’s all for a while.

Go blow, Doc.

Kinda reminds me of whaling, but no need for wailing: “Thar he blows!”

Sometimes surprise is an effective tactic.

I would not want to go to that doctor.

Is it “ptoo”? or “patoo”? I never know which.

Wiz needs a new doctor.

I wonder if a dart shot from across the room actually hurts more?

Be thankful it wasn’t with a nail gun

I literally got the covid booster yesterday. SOOOOOO glad i didn’t see this first.

Get it online at dart.com.

Back to the basement for some revenge spells…

I got mine already, but not with a blowgun. You need a new Doctor.

Just wait til Wiz gives you some of his special brew…

In the Navy the corpsmen used what looked like a nail gun. Put against your arm, pull the trigger, and you got your shot.

15 days after a “vaxxed” and boosted person catches COVID, that person is FIVE times as contagious as an un-vaxxed person 15 days after catching COVID; That says to me the booster shots HOBBLE the immune system.

There is a booster!

And I am not blowin’ away my—SHOT!

Hart and Parker from time to time come up with a good back slapper!

Fast and nearly painless.

Wait ’til he gets a new enema kit. It’ll be ptoo all over.

To the bot programmers for gocomics. I too am a follower of the above mentioned Saint as well as St. Gluteus Maximus Wiseus.

You have been warned.

sign me up