Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 04, 2022

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    But the recycling deposit varies by state.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry, Dracula… he’s not your type!

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A funny joke I’ve never seen before!! Thanks, Mark!!

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    kendavis09  almost 2 years ago

    Did he used to be a hummingbird and thinks that’s a feeder?

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    If they would just feed on these refill bags it would prevent a lot of problems. Much easier to carry around, too.

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    RitaGB  almost 2 years ago

    Better for the environment.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    Great, Mark! Thanks.

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    manowarrior  almost 2 years ago

    FANGtastic!

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    Znox11  almost 2 years ago

    That’s an idea he can really sink his teeth into!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Eeeeeks. A vampire. Help, Ninja Sloth. Help. Save us!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Aaaaah. I vant to drrrrrrink your blah blah blah blllloooood!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    “We have a very nice aged O Neg available by unit or cask.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little vamps drink i.v.

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    joegee  almost 2 years ago

    Reduce, reuse, recycle.

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    LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh Yea!

    https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Kool-Aid_Man?file=Koolaid.jpg

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    John9  almost 2 years ago

    As someone who has donated blood and plasma, yes we usually refill on our own IF you don’t take it all at once.

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh, ick! But it’s still really funny! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 2 years ago

    The real question is…do they come in low sodium?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Cutest vampire I’ve ever seen.

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