Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 08, 2022

But does he smell like one?

I always found it weird that the previous message had a code to translate but this one apparently doesn’t.

It’s going to take a long time to fill up the suspect list.

how else can Hobbes help you, Calvin, in this dilemma of yours? pounce upon and maul the fiend?

is this story arc @ twitter before internet?!?

I’m guessing suzy

Prove you’re not a baboon by showing your but.

I still think it’s Susie or Hobbes.

It’s Susie. Who else? So, she’s not such a saint she thinks she is. Women are devious.

Now it’s getting personal!

It’s a birthday card?

This is a classic case of gaslighting. Whoever is responsible should be prosecuted.

Insulting! Especially for the baboon!

So what DOES he look like, Hobbes?

He’s a Baboonette, in a striped jersey.

Now this is getting scary…..☺️☺️

I like it when my friends are only half as insulting as my enemies. It means they like me enough. Just enough.

Hobbs has already cracked the case, Calvin just doesn’t want to admit it.

Isn’t the insult similar to the old children’s rhyme?

I think it was susie who else thinks?

Why am I thinking it’s Hobbes?

Enjoy the karma, Cal.

Isn’t it obvious?? It’s Susie Derkins!! :D She’s a smart one alright!

That letter is highly offensive to baboons.

My money is on Suzie

I’m actually laughing at everyone guessing Susie. You’re all in for a treat.

Don’t be silly, Hobbes. Baboons are smarter.

which leaves smell, right?

Baboons are insulted… ☺

Me thinks he is sending them to himself to spice up his life. That’s the way Calvin thinks.

I keep telling y’all… It is SUSIE !!

I’m going with the least likely suspect: Miss Wormwood!

Someone’s monkeying around.

Trust Hobbes. His experience as a tiger is invaluable.

Adult baboons have rejected Calvin because he doesn’t smell gross enough