Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 30, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    If Calvin ever gets married and has children, I hope he’s blessed with daughters.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    Calvin bugs people a lot. He should already have his answer.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “What’s it like?” Ask her in 5 or 6 years.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    So close and yet so far

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 years ago

    You are right, of course, Calvin. But I think the bugs have a slightly better understanding.

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    Macushlalondra  about 2 years ago

    You’re lucky she left you alive after what you said Calvin.

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    JudasPeckerwood  about 2 years ago

    No, you put your foot in it.

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    jvo  about 2 years ago

    After Calvin’s run ins with Rosalyn, I am surprised that he would dare to make that comparison. :D

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    stefaanv  about 2 years ago

    The truth hurts: the truth is that he got beaten and it really seems to hurt.

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    tripwire45  about 2 years ago

    Actually, in the modern era, Susie has a lot of alternatives.

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    pathfinder  about 2 years ago

    I’m surprised Susie didn’t put him in one of those lockers and weld it shut. That’s comic strip physics for you, having a welding rig handy.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    This is one of the several double standard strips. Calvin abuses Susie verbally and she responds with physical violence. It would not stand if it were the other way around.

    Having said that, this is still one of my favorite strips.

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    Guayo1  about 2 years ago

    Yes Calvin, you did it big time.

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    sheilag  about 2 years ago

    Well deserved beat down Cal… ;-)

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    You keep talking like that and you won’t have to worry about Moe beating you up…Susie will do it for him!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 2 years ago

    Open mouth insert foot. Calvin is really good at this.

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    e.groves  about 2 years ago

    After being married and raising two daughters, I’m glad I was born of the male persuasion. I’m not putting females down, it’s just that they have a lot more to deal with than men do.

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    Robert4170  about 2 years ago

    Calvin the young misogynist (which will likely change). I never viewed girls in such a negative fashion. I had my first crush in preschool.

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    PaulAbbott2  about 2 years ago

    Cal’s face in Panel #3 is a classic

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    g04922  about 2 years ago

    Good one, “Be This Guy”. Yep, Calvin sure can hit all of Susie’s buttons.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bwaa haaa haaa! This comic and Calvin’s comments are even funnier in the context of today’s gender blender society.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    Once they get married, Calvin will have to get a restraining order against not only Susie, but everyone else, since they can all kick his butt

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    More like you put your foot in it, but whatever lets you sleep at night.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Oy! That’ll teach you… or not…☹️

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    Yermo Adam  about 2 years ago

    Lots of comics are amusing. But not many make me truly laugh out loud. Here is a perfect example.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  about 2 years ago

    She flung him like Spider-Man.

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    SweetSinger  about 2 years ago

    There was a kid once in elementary school who said things like that to me. I complained to an adult (male) who smiled and suggested the kid was flirting. Eeew. At least I knew which adult NOT to go to if I needed help.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Whatever works to “mansplain” it to yourself.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Susie is not shy about her feelings. Cal has found she’s a strong advocate for correcting some opinions.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 years ago

    Finger on what- -sh**?

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    rentier  about 2 years ago

    You should be more careful with putting your finger in open wounds!

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    Holden Awn  about 2 years ago

    Calvin’s well on his way to being an incel.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    G.R.O.S.S.

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Better explaining needed, Calvin.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    Susie not only has intelligence to comprehend your insinuations but also strength to bowl you out of senses.

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    baraktorvan  about 2 years ago

    Nah, Calvin is describing Trump and Trumpers.

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    Doctor Go  about 2 years ago

    And Moe wasn’t anywhere near…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    The alternative to Susie is not being Calvin.

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    Train 1911  about 2 years ago

    Best comment I ever read

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    Will_Scarlet  about 2 years ago

    Calvin, your perception is so dim you can’t even see how badly you got burned in panel one.

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