Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 31, 2022

well, Linus, how was Peppermint Patty supposed to know the Great Pumpkin doesn’t work that way if you didn’t bring it up?

Linus’ plan to explain his non arrival. Blame someone and say that they offended the Pumpkin.

She’s out of her gourd. patch.

Good grief, Linus! Now she’s all traumatized. (He always looks so funny with his hair on end).

Peppermint Patty has been excommunicated

Linus is the archbishop of the pumpkin patch.

Peppermint Patty will go down to Hades. (Matt 11:23 almost)

Sheesh, Linus. Isn’t that a little harsh?

Linus appears to have had two bowls of Frosted Flakes this morning …

That’s a little harsh Linus

That’s an interesting look PP has in the third panel!

definitely not safe for anyone to look at except the most jaded of adults, but there is an adult parody of Linus trying to summon the great pumpkin. … Do not follow this link if you are easily upset, offended by adult humour or situations or are under 18 years of age.

https://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic/its-the-great-pumpkin-weapon-brown-1/

I. hope Pstty gets a home visit from the GP and that he passes by Linus!

Peppermint Patty ain’t missing a thing. Linus is just gonna waste his entire Halloween in that stupid pumpkin patch while everyone else has fun eating candy and dressing up.

Did Patty just lose out on both trick or treats and the opportunity to punch Linus out for his nonsense? That sucks.

Lucky she did not ask for lower inflation

Peppermint Patty Party Pooper! The Count and lovely Countess STILL hope she gets her baseball glove!

“So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.”

The Great Pumpkin always has some excuse for not showing

Linus, you need to CHILL.

Just when she’d found something to believe in…..Kicked out of the cult.

Best thing that could have happened Patty. Now you can go Trick-or-Treating and get some candy.

Aaand now Patty’s expression in panel three is my new avatar.

Trust me Patty, you’re better off leaving that cult. Let the zealot cult leader waste another Halloween sitting in a garden only to have Snoopy fool him into thinking his messiah has come.

Unforgiving.

She was thinking more of a Santa Squash. (Yes, I’m aware of the vocal ‘fruit front’.)

No more Red Bull for Linus!

The Great Oz has spoken, I mean Great Pumpkin!

HIPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Well, Linus, so much for the great religious movement. When you run off your only convert for believing what you said, you may need to look at your spiel and cut out those parts that might cause trouble. This also makes you out to be a false prophet, saying one thing now and something else later.

Lighten up Francis (reference to the movie Stripes). So Mr. Van Pelt, did you explain the tenets of Pumpkinsim? And, you should know that Miss Reichardt isn’t the brightest bulb on the Halloween lights. YOU should be excommunicated also

I get confused with the Pumkin Patch Spirit of Halloween, since a lot pious Western Thiest are offend of what happens the day before All Hallows Day, only second to that of Santa Claus brings presents to the kids attending the day’s Mass to be present to the figures birth in spirit… It is like two offensive traditions some take in real life and combined them in the opposite direction,,,

Gee Linus, that was a real seedy way to treat Peppermint Patty.

Wow already excommunicated

What does the Great Pumpkin deliver anyway?

typical cult behavior

How cruel of Linus! Poor patty.

On November 1st,Peppermint will wake up and find a new baseball glove under her pillow.

Not even Charlie Brown with all his ignorance has managed to make her feel this bad.

Still better than being banished to the cornfield!

Good grief, Linus is plane hysterical when it comes to the great pumpkin. Wonder if the great pumpkin is prophetic.

At least she won’t be deprived of Halloween like poor Sally

Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.

At least she didn’t get 50 lashes or 40 strokes of the cane

Santa will smite thee…

Linus, for that outburst no visits by the Great Pumpkin for the next 170 years!

LOL! :)

Peppermint Patti patched a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch!!

Poor Linus. So young and yet already in bondage to legalism.

One should never try to patch a pumpkin.

Linus was a real jerk here.

Uh oh. Happy Halloween, everyone (late).