Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 26, 2022

I feel a bad moon rising…

It’s a way to get more people to come to your wake.

At least she’s callipygous.

…I moon passenger trains…

…I don’t get paid, though…

…I just do it because people always say that I have a great dupa…

…I’ll walk by a google of ladies at church…

…and I’ll hear them say…

…whatta-ass…

…it’s confusing sometimes, though…

…some folks say dumb-ass….

…others claim smart-ass …

…and I think they both mean the same…

You’ve crossed the line, Abe Lincoln and the Colonization of Colonial Bread.

Our proctologist would start Van Camps Beings to work. Starry, Starry, Strips, American Flags.

RIP Louise Fletcher. I never saw her Ratched, but her Kai Winn was a wonder to behold!

I hear that business is booming.

Be it from the hearse, the parking lot at the deceased’s wake, or at the cemetery, there’s always the rubbernecks who can’t get enough of my heart shaped voluptuous A$$!

I heard they had a big one in London not too long ago.

And such a handsome cortege mooner it is!

Sadness.

https://www.dcourier.com/news/2022/sep/17/obituary-marguerite-martin-ahl/ 

Just don’t moon Nurse Ratched’s cortege, please.

… and for a nominal fee, you can pull her finger …!

how many moons in uranus?

Odalisque de la lune.

I should HOPE that they would pay. One does retain the rights to their image and likeness, after all.

I am not a cortege.

i am not even Corto Maltese.

But here I stand, FULL-MOONED!

I will pay you double to cover up and go away. This is not your first fit of exhibitionism. Maybe you need to see a shrink, too….

Do we eat cake…

…Blond is coming out tomorrow…

…supposed to be NC-17…

…NCC-1701 in the Jeri Ryan’s 7of 9 Star Trek version…

…now with our phones stuck in our ears and our hands and our wrist watches…

…we are the beginning of the Borg…

…we are the Bored…

…our bodies will be put into energy pods…

…and everything will taste like chicken…

…and the 3rd body problem will enter our marriages…

…and for fun Scotty will beam the captain to the bridge…

…just when he’s about to finish getting it on with some green alien babe…

OK, but who is paying her?

IS IT GEORGE SOROS!?

But really, haven’t we paid enough already?

Oh, no: Day 2! More moon! I swoon!

moons full for only a , paid for by black iowa dirt. second chance. 2 moons in 1, w/resin…cough.