The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 05, 2022

Don’t listen to her: she’s a charlatan!

No need to pay, she just confirmed what she is

They never tell you anything you don’t already know or, at least, suspect.

…“but doesn’t tell all”…

I predict that if you do fork over the twenty clams she’ll say that you were dumb for doing that.;-D

What you don’t know can’t hurt you.

Do you realize what “Slushka” means in Sebo-Croatian?!!

‘cause I don’t……

Well something like that worked for the Cumaean Sibyl

Is good, for Madame Slushka!

the born loser is also a born sucker… assuming he pays that is.

She should know better.

Her sign says “Sees all, knows all.” Nothing about telling all. It’s all about the money, just ask Miss Cleo if you can communicate with her spirit…

Some years ago a television medium and fortune teller and her husband divorced. My question was “if you’re such a good medium and can foretell the future, then why didn’t you see that coming and avoid it?”

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Brutus hope the old battle axe will move across country. It doesn’t matter which country!

A scam artist at work. For her, Brutus is a good mark. He should be worth a few hundred dollars.

sees all…….knows all……extorts all……laughs at the suckers. poor Brutus he’ll try anything for relief from losing

“What? What is it?”

“You just lost 20 bucks…”

Only Brutus Thornapple would give Madame Slushka $20 dollars to find out that he is now out another $20.

Madam Slushka knows Brutus is good for at least another $20!

You are paying her to know what she sees. You don’t like or agree with it, create your own scheme and build your own booth.

I would know she’s not getting twenty bucks.

“You have suffered a financial loss…”

Shyster!

Pass and run Brutus!!!

Apparently she doesn’t see all. or she would have known he ain’t paying that.

If it’s he’s going to have a bad day, don’t even bother. That’s most every day for him…..

She certainly saw him coming!

Since Brutus knows he’s the Born Loser, why would he want to pay $40.00 just to learn in advance of his next misadventure.

Gazing through the mystical crystal ball reveals… your fly is open.

20 smackers for a fortune teller? next thing you know, brutus’ll be buying lottery tickets… ☺

Brutus, you shouldn’t be wasting your money on this fraud. Go home so Mother Gargle can tell you everything you need to know, about your future or otherwise (at no charge): "You’re hopeless! You’re a loser! You’ll never amount to anything! . . . "

Another 20 bucks will foretell that Madame Slushka is a con artist.