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âWell, Opal⊠it really bothers me when you ask me about my personal thoughts or beliefs, and then use it later on to mock me in front of the readership.â
Did Darth Vader really change to be good? Anakin killed âyounglingsâ to protect his family. Darth killed the Emperor to protect his son. Same problem, similar solution. The only difference is the guilt or innocence of his victims.
These are the kind of answers that got my wife to stop asking what was on my mind.
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ânothingâ. The reason I said that instead of saying âjust thinkingâ is because she would have said âabout whatâ. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, âIt might be nice to have another child.â On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, âYou know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.âI rest my case.Time for another beer.
Itâs a world of laughterA world of tearsItâs a world of hopesAnd a world of fearsThereâs so much that we shareThat itâs time weâre awareItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small, small worldThere is just one moonAnd one golden sunAnd a smile meansFriendship to evâryoneThough the mountains divideAnd the oceans are wideItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small, small world
I had a girlfriend that always asked âwhat ya thinkingâ. I tried to explain that as a man I could turn my thoughts off and just relax. She just laughed and keep asking what I was thinking. Im no longer with her.
Earwax: The pediatricianâs nightmare. You absolutely have to look in this 2 year oldâs ears; theyâre plugged with wax that has turned into cement, his mother keeps whining âYouâre hurting himâ, all while he has ripped an earring out of the assistantâs ear and repeatedly kicked you in various sensitive parts as he tries to bite you.
enigmamz over 2 years ago
If you arenât sure youâre going to like the answer, maybe you shouldnât ask the question.
Erse IS better over 2 years ago
Well lubricated is goodâŠ
Doug K over 2 years ago
âDo you want me to save it so you can look at it later?â
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Roscoe waxes perplexed!
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
Now go wash your hands.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Never ask an idiot what he has on his mind.
iggyman over 2 years ago
Roscoe takes it all in!
iggyman over 2 years ago
Earl is waxing eloquently again!
cmerb over 2 years ago
I LOVE IT ! , The Precious Roscoe in todays cartoon , just super : ) That sleepy face in the first panel is so cute : )
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
âWell, Opal⊠it really bothers me when you ask me about my personal thoughts or beliefs, and then use it later on to mock me in front of the readership.â
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
Gross in your ear!
jagedlo over 2 years ago
The look on Roscoeâs face seems to sayâŠâAnd then he touches me with those fingersâŠEW!â
monya_43 over 2 years ago
Opal should know better. Donât ask a man, especially Earl, what he is thinking, because he may tell you.
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Gotta be careful with share your thoughts or youâll be sleeping on that couch, Earl.
ANIMAL over 2 years ago
How ROMANTIC..!!!!! â€ïž
brick10 over 2 years ago
No, that is whatâs leaking out!
DM2860 over 2 years ago
What is going on in my mind?
Did Darth Vader really change to be good? Anakin killed âyounglingsâ to protect his family. Darth killed the Emperor to protect his son. Same problem, similar solution. The only difference is the guilt or innocence of his victims.
These are the kind of answers that got my wife to stop asking what was on my mind.
LongWong over 2 years ago
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ânothingâ. The reason I said that instead of saying âjust thinkingâ is because she would have said âabout whatâ. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, âIt might be nice to have another child.â On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, âYou know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.âI rest my case.Time for another beer.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
He wiped it on the couch, didnât he?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Lordy! Opal is steamed! Not the response she wanted to hearâŠ.âșïž
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
Early Fleetwood Mac âOh Wellâ: âȘ But donât ask me what I think of you. I might not give the answer that you want me to. âȘ
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Monique Marvez got it right when she said, âMen are simple and delusional and Women are crazy and complicated.â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLQlEDI0_ws
jconnors3954 over 2 years ago
Even the dog is grossed out!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Go ole RoscoeâŠhe never misses a thing!
JudithStocker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, Opal, you DID ask him.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Better than this earworm, I say:
Itâs a world of laughterA world of tearsItâs a world of hopesAnd a world of fearsThereâs so much that we shareThat itâs time weâre awareItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small, small worldThere is just one moonAnd one golden sunAnd a smile meansFriendship to evâryoneThough the mountains divideAnd the oceans are wideItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small world after allItâs a small, small world
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 2 years ago
Hence the expression: too much information AKA TMI. Some just THINK they want to know what is going on inside our minds.
Eric Thom Premium Member over 2 years ago
I had a girlfriend that always asked âwhat ya thinkingâ. I tried to explain that as a man I could turn my thoughts off and just relax. She just laughed and keep asking what I was thinking. Im no longer with her.
gbars70 over 2 years ago
Ear Candling anyone?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Earl could and should a club with fellow literalists Jason Fox and Pig from âPearls Before Swineâ.
Lisa Marie Chamberlain over 2 years ago
I hate ear wax
DianaDoc over 2 years ago
Earwax: The pediatricianâs nightmare. You absolutely have to look in this 2 year oldâs ears; theyâre plugged with wax that has turned into cement, his mother keeps whining âYouâre hurting himâ, all while he has ripped an earring out of the assistantâs ear and repeatedly kicked you in various sensitive parts as he tries to bite you.