The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 21, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’d like to see mother Gargle as a zombie dancing “Thriller”.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Mother Gargoyle “visiting” … again??!! THAT should “scare” the whole neighborhood, though she is a bit early!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    jmworacle  about 2 years ago

    Brutus, I thought this guy was your friend.

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    nosirrom  about 2 years ago

    Mother Gargle will win the best costume award.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s a house of horrors every time she visits.

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    Binky  about 2 years ago

    That hairstyle of hers is in the shape of a witch’s hat. (☞^o^) ☞

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    flemmingo  about 2 years ago

    If the old battle axe is going to be there it will definitely be haunting.

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    bobwigg761  about 2 years ago

    Even the Water Cooler bubbled up over that comment.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Oh, he’s going to pay for that.

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    now that’s scary. :D

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    rhpii  about 2 years ago

    Charge admission, then buy her a one way ticket to Kansas in spring tornado season.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    ba dum tss

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Thankfully the house isn’t permanently haunted (yet).

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    Just-me  about 2 years ago

    Mother Gargle could sour milk with a glance. The spiteful termagant.

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    And she doesn’t even have to wear a costume to be scary…..

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    mfrasca  about 2 years ago

    “It was a house without kindness, never meant to be lived in, not a fit place for people or for love or for hope. Exorcism cannot alter the countenance of a house. Thornapple House would stay as it was until it was destroyed.”

    - Shirley Jackson

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    he means the ones that weren’t commercial tourist traps, right?

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 years ago

    Are you going to tell her that?

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    andersjg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Brutus should post warning signs.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    So she finally got her broom out of the shop.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    BTW, you can stop by the house, I’m going to a bar.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple would live in a halloween scare house year round. But then only Brutus Thornapple would end up with mother Gargle as his MIL.

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    heathcliff2  about 2 years ago

    Send her to Joe’s. I’ll send the address.

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    whelan_jj  about 2 years ago

    Haunted houses are still around and they even let adults in (some are adults only).

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A true horror movie. The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I hope that co-worker has a strong heart.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    I don’t think Brutus’s coworker should accept the invitation. If Mother G. is there, the sight of her might scare him to death.

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    Ahuehuete  about 2 years ago

    And that isn’t a mask she’s wearing!

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