I’d like to see mother Gargle as a zombie dancing “Thriller”.
Mother Gargoyle “visiting” … again??!! THAT should “scare” the whole neighborhood, though she is a bit early!!!
/SHMIRK/
Brutus, I thought this guy was your friend.
Mother Gargle will win the best costume award.
It’s a house of horrors every time she visits.
That hairstyle of hers is in the shape of a witch’s hat. (☞^o^) ☞
If the old battle axe is going to be there it will definitely be haunting.
Even the Water Cooler bubbled up over that comment.
Oh, he’s going to pay for that.
now that’s scary. :D
Charge admission, then buy her a one way ticket to Kansas in spring tornado season.
ba dum tss
Thankfully the house isn’t permanently haunted (yet).
Mother Gargle could sour milk with a glance. The spiteful termagant.
And she doesn’t even have to wear a costume to be scary…..
“It was a house without kindness, never meant to be lived in, not a fit place for people or for love or for hope. Exorcism cannot alter the countenance of a house. Thornapple House would stay as it was until it was destroyed.”
- Shirley Jackson
he means the ones that weren’t commercial tourist traps, right?
Are you going to tell her that?
Brutus should post warning signs.
So she finally got her broom out of the shop.
BTW, you can stop by the house, I’m going to a bar.
Only Brutus Thornapple would live in a halloween scare house year round. But then only Brutus Thornapple would end up with mother Gargle as his MIL.
Send her to Joe’s. I’ll send the address.
Haunted houses are still around and they even let adults in (some are adults only).
A true horror movie. The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave.
I hope that co-worker has a strong heart.
I don’t think Brutus’s coworker should accept the invitation. If Mother G. is there, the sight of her might scare him to death.
And that isn’t a mask she’s wearing!
May 08, 2015
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’d like to see mother Gargle as a zombie dancing “Thriller”.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 years ago
Mother Gargoyle “visiting” … again??!! THAT should “scare” the whole neighborhood, though she is a bit early!!!
/SHMIRK/
jmworacle about 2 years ago
Brutus, I thought this guy was your friend.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Mother Gargle will win the best costume award.
GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s a house of horrors every time she visits.
Binky about 2 years ago
That hairstyle of hers is in the shape of a witch’s hat. (☞^o^) ☞
flemmingo about 2 years ago
If the old battle axe is going to be there it will definitely be haunting.
bobwigg761 about 2 years ago
Even the Water Cooler bubbled up over that comment.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh, he’s going to pay for that.
Chris about 2 years ago
now that’s scary. :D
rhpii about 2 years ago
Charge admission, then buy her a one way ticket to Kansas in spring tornado season.
oakie817 about 2 years ago
ba dum tss
Doug K about 2 years ago
Thankfully the house isn’t permanently haunted (yet).
Just-me about 2 years ago
Mother Gargle could sour milk with a glance. The spiteful termagant.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
And she doesn’t even have to wear a costume to be scary…..
mfrasca about 2 years ago
“It was a house without kindness, never meant to be lived in, not a fit place for people or for love or for hope. Exorcism cannot alter the countenance of a house. Thornapple House would stay as it was until it was destroyed.”
- Shirley Jackson
KEA about 2 years ago
he means the ones that weren’t commercial tourist traps, right?
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Are you going to tell her that?
andersjg Premium Member about 2 years ago
Brutus should post warning signs.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
So she finally got her broom out of the shop.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
BTW, you can stop by the house, I’m going to a bar.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would live in a halloween scare house year round. But then only Brutus Thornapple would end up with mother Gargle as his MIL.
heathcliff2 about 2 years ago
Send her to Joe’s. I’ll send the address.
whelan_jj about 2 years ago
Haunted houses are still around and they even let adults in (some are adults only).
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago
A true horror movie. The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave.
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
I hope that co-worker has a strong heart.
Chris Sherlock about 2 years ago
I don’t think Brutus’s coworker should accept the invitation. If Mother G. is there, the sight of her might scare him to death.
Ahuehuete about 2 years ago
And that isn’t a mask she’s wearing!