Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 26, 2022

It mayo may not be edible.

If Cliff had bought candy I can’t imagine there would be any left to give out to trick-or-treaters.

Over the years trick or treating I’ve had people give me some strange off the wall stuff cans of soup vegetable seed packs had a lady give me some green stamps once in the mid 60s.

Mayonnaise is appropriate for Halloween if it’s Hellmann’s

Definitely on the trick side.

at Christmas does he give Miracle Whip?

Eat that, and you’ll end up in the Mayo Clinic.

Good one, Cliff. Who’s tricking who here?

He is trying to introduce her to some culture

Cliff deserves a trick. Do what your mommy would do, push cliff out the air lock.

Well not only does Cliff deserve a trick, he supplied you with something to trick him with.

I would have loved to have gotten a jar of (unexpired) mayo at Halloween as a kid. I loved the stuff, but my mother only ever bought Miracle Whip.

Someone’s going to get their car mayoed.

We once gave a kid an onion. Halloween snuck on us and it was all we had in the house.

Cliff lied. He didn’t forget to buy candy.

Cliff is such a blob, as bad as Wally from Dilbert®.