Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2022

Beware of “Strangers in the Knight”.

Wolfman Jack, I realize some didn’t listen to a radio or haven’t even heard of one. The Wolfman!

A costume suit under a costume suit?

I see that Bung is Ale ing for beer.

Another Jack Russel Story, I was in my early teens, had the house to my self, and was bravely watching Lon Chaney Jr on telly as “The Wolfman”. Brave because I had The lights out! Our JR, needing out, couldn’t gain my attention. The wolf was in the middle of transforming, so she got onto the back of the sofa, walked up to me and stuck her wet nose into my ear! Not sure who jumped higher, me or the dog!

So, not wearing the ol’ grandma costume this year too, eh Wolfie?

Good thing he isn’t a green M&M

Is Rod a plain or a peanut M&M?

Rodney should have been the yellow M&M. Yip yip yip yip yip

I hope they realize that M&M’s don’t have “M&M” printed on them.

Henry went as one of the cast of “Game of Thrones”

I’m going to the party as a fire breathing Dragon! I will lite the party up.

Where are the arm-holes?

Loved me some Wolfman!

I suppose when a Halloween monster needs a scary costume, he would naturally pick a natural enemy. I’m thinking the red M&M is pretty good though.

I wonder who’s dressed as a sheep.

All of a sudden, I’m hungry and thirsty…

One year my girlfriend went to a Halloween party dressed as a die, i.e. she wore a white cube with black dots on the surfaces. Never again, as people treated her like a walking table top and set their beers on her top surface. I went as a clown with face paint, but was refused a beer purchase at the liquor store because I didn’t look like my driver’s license photo.

Come as your favorite snack?

Hopefully that armor is silver to keep him in check

Wolfman Jack; lots of whiskey and cigarettes in his voice. No wonder he passed in his 50’s

So is Rodney the banana or the M&M? Rod and Rodney?

I am old, so I got it!

Good way for Rod to be eaten. M&M’s tend to be tasty.