Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 04, 2022

Joining the Boy Scouts?

“How do you want to be dressed for the occasion?”

Stuffed?

Is that the baste she can do?

Scar would approve.

Be prepared to becomes food.

You don’t have to worry. You don’t have to do a thing. When it comes time for it, someone else will take care of all your preparations.

Whew! You scared the giblets out of me for a sec.

Tommy gets my left drumstick, Mary gets my right drumstick…

Idk, this time of the year, I get paranoid about everything.

You have to be so careful now what you say. LOL

" And by ‘final arrangements’ I don’t mean putting you on the plate and setting up the silverware."

Settle down. Don’t be such a turkey.

He noticed a duck and a chicken were in the waiting room.

I’m not sure you want keep Tom as a client, he won’t be around to pay the bill.

Speak for yourself lady . . . .

You’ll be Turkish delight.