Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 29, 2022

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!

Priorities, eh, Snoop?

Linus channeling his big sister there and I believe him.

Just prepare a blanket statement Snoopy! Many writers do it!

This sums up Snoopy well: he often forgets other people’s troubles simply because he’s so lost in his own weird little world. It’s likely why he can write a library’s worth of novels. .but can’t remember his own owners name.

The word “pound” is also used to refer to the British currency.

Why does Linus loan his blanket out if he needs it so bad. Remember “A Boy Named Charlie Brown” when he lent it to Charlie Brown when he left for the state spelling bee and had to follow him there suffering from withdrawal.

I think the ump might have something to say about that Snoopy.

Let’s hope snoopy doesn’t get tennis elbow from writing

I think that you have a double-fault there Snoopy. First fault, you lost the blanket. And the second fault is that you haven’t shown any remorse for loosing it.

This strip shows an unfortunate side to our Snoop dog. Are beagles noted for their unfeeling ways? The dog breed tends to gravitate toward humans, but inbreeding may have removed that quality.

Too late Snoopy … that subject was already covered by John McEnroe ….

Interesting…a book that will not have the phrase “It was a dark and stormy night”!

Snoopy had better get Linus blanket back before he does something really bad.

How to get your typewriter smashed in 5 minutes or less.

My uncle (godfather) was a butcher and had a block of wood to pound the meat..Ergo, snoopy would be the meat!

That instruction in tennis would be difficult to decipher, Snoopy. Tell Linus that he does not need his blanket considering the challenging demeanor.

Quite the racket there, Linus.

How to Get Away With Losing a Blanket

Some considerate coyote will mail it back to Linus—or maybeSpike will find it and turn around to give it back.

And if you want to see a REAL Peanuts tribute,check out today’s CURTIS

I’ll put it on the shelf next to: “Amusing things to say to tennis umpires during a game” By John McEnroe

How random.

I think John McEnroe already wrote that book…..

Just pound him already, Linus. He’s not gonna do it.

Strip rating: 7/10

You can probably thank Lucy for instilling these poor values – and the urge to hit a dog – in Linus.

I don’t remember where the list is of Charles Schulz tributes, but this may be one delayed one. https://www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/?feature_id=curtis/2022-11-29

Don’t worry, Linus! Spike’s going to find it for you.

Is John McEnroe going to write the forward?