Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 05, 2022

If the revolution happens on a Sunday, will we get Monday off?

Yea, it is called peace.

You should never go to war on an empty stomach (if you don’t have to).

Everything’s fair in love war and lunch.

This is called “picknick diplomacy”!

“Saturday, what a day,

Grooving all week with you."

Happy Days.

Yesterday, someone remarked that even animals hate the Fink. I replied with a comment about “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” which showed that Ichabod Crane’s unpopularity among humans extended to animals as at least one horse shared his owner’s latent hostility to Ichabod. For some reason, another commentator told me “No spoilers” although I wasn’t revealing much about the plot. Only about Ichabod’s unpopularity.

So The Fink is declaring war as a way of revenge after being tied up yesterday?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-story-of-the-wwi-christmas-truce-11972213/

Where’s the beer??? What? No BEER!! This means WAR!!

Those’s must be the poison burgers Broom Hilda was serving earlipier in the week. Yip yip yip yip yip

A good BBQ beats a bad fight any day. We can always bash heads tomorrow.

Nothing stops the weekly cookout….it’s tradition

The Fink should time his wars better.

Hun-gry for Hun burgers

And that’s how wars can end….more bbq sauce?

If it had been Monday, they would have all called in sick…

At least it wasn’t veteran’s day.

Or watch football in Alabama

Thursdays are bad days to go to war too, what with everyone getting ready for the weekend. And you can forget Fridays. Sundays are no good with so many going to church and so many others nursing hangovers. Mondays are no good as Garfield can explain.

Hmmm, might be best not to go to war. Let it come to you.

McRib is back!

War called due to barbeque…

It used to be a POS Gas Grill!