Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2022

Mmm.. bacon

Barry: on 2nd thought, I’ll feed myself to the Sharks surrounding us!

You’ll be shark bait and I’ll reel you back in before they kill you.

“Bob” looks like he was in charge of the rations.

That is in rather poor taste….lets hope Barry is not salty about it.

Remember to try to pop the raft just before you die, Barry. If you can’t live, neither can he.

You look yummy.

Buttercup and anyone to whom he ever owed money.

Food just arrived!!!

And Michelle, too.

Yes, it is completely allowed to start a fire on the bottom of a rubber raft. ONCE!

“How long is it?”

Hummm, from the looks of it, the big man there doesn’t miss many meals. Tip the boat over Barry and see who can get back in faster.

Reminds me of the beginning of the Bugs Bunny cartoon “Wackiki Rabbit”.

Taste like chicken

hmmm. Long Pork!

Thankfully, Barry’s lawyers are nearby to defend him…

Donner; party of one your table is ready.

Just look on the Bright Side!

Geez, who thought up this comic, everyone knows you eat the fat guy first.

“… Barry, Barry good. And I have a sudden taste for maniloaf … uh, Manilow.”

Sharks can read; it says Saucy Old Sailors…

Logic would say that the big guy would sustain the little guy longer than vice versa, but the bigger guy’s reasoning usually wins out over logic.

Goodbye old chum.

If you’re willing to wait a few days, and I’m sure you’re not, you can lay out the strips in the sun and eventually have jerky.

After the SS Donner sank.

Lost a pound or two! Sleek!

There are no periods in SOS, it is not an abbreviation. It does not mean “save our ship” or “save our souls” or any such thing; it does not stand for anything. It was merely adopted because it was easily recognized in Morse code (three dots, three dashes, three dots); the previous distress call was CQD and was much more difficult to recognize and wasn’t an abbreviation either. SOS was adopted back when the only means of radio communications was with Morse code. It was an international distress call; if it was an abbreviation, it would be different letters for different languages.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS

May jumping the shark here never be.

Is human kosher to eat?

Barry might go well with a fine chianti.

Uber Eats!