Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 28, 2022

They’ve never been pro-life, only pro-punishment.

VOTE!

That’s exactly how witch trials were conducted. Witches float, so throw the accused into the river. If she drowned, well … at least she proved she’s not a witch.

Pro-life commenter: Yeah, so?

“Mommy Republican…Daddy Republican? I’m pregnant.”“Well, dear, you are 14 years old and we don’t believe in abortion, so you will have to go full term…by the way, who is the father?”“Timmy Democrat.”“Okay, let’s get an abortion! No one will ever know!!”

The sad thing is that this toon really isn’t far off the mark.

As Quack Doctor Oz says, between you, your doctor and your local inquisitor, oh politician.

Take a poll of people who say “all human life is sacred”. I guarantee that at least 90% support capital punishment.

Great news!

Life under a theocracy.

THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT!!

Ah, the beauty and sanctity of life.

Pro Life = Pro Stupid.

when I was a young bride, my m-i-l told me about her aunt was pregnant with twins and miscarried at around 5 months and they made her carry to term to deliver dead babies. I always felt that was so cruel, not realizing that it would come back into law, BARBARIC!!!

Oh man this country is going backwards and not forward. The United States is becoming a third world country in many red states with no regards for privacy and autonomy over their own bodies

The GOP, supreme court, and every republican deserve all of the swearwords. Tho, the subject of witch trials makes me think of witch burnings, which is giving me… ideas… >:^}

Ah, who am I kidding. Cops work for conservatives more than leftos, and libs would just say “they go low, we go high”. Good luck, ladies and trans folks who can get pregnant.

People who are against abortions that save women’s lives are simply evil people.

It’s not as hard a question as some would claim. You want those women to die, or you don’t.

Be more real if it was the Judge’s daughter that was seeking an abortion resulting from an indiscretion.

Now that she’s passed she can consult the actual local politicians who will make the ultimate decision… the Conservative “Death Panel”!

The idiots seem to be unable to understand the difference between a living person and a not yet living person.

The “anti-abortion” laws should actually be called “anti-women” laws, as it is obvious that those who wrote them have a deep seated hatred of women.

Also, they aren’t going after the worst abortionist of all time….God. We call it a “miscarriage”, which is an abortion performed by God.

Tom is getting darker all the time. But with such good reason.

You can no longer parody Republicans.

Once again: The point of banning abortions is NOT to reduce their number. Contraceptives, sex education, access to health care and other efforts, would accomplish that.

That is NOT the objective.

The objective is to PUNISH SINNERS, women sinners, and especially poor women sinners. (of course, being poor shows that they are not in God’s graces and are therefore sinners anyway)

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And does ANYONE believe that once abortions are made illegal, that they will not be available to Republican legislators?

Too true to be funny, alas.

Too close to reality to be funny. :-(

Ah, right wing erotica.

When lunatics make the rule of law. all laws are lunacy.