Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 18, 2022

More jokes PLEASE, NAVIDAD! ;D

Well Ralph loves the smell of Febreze.

Cleese LOL!!

Get fleeced on Navidad.

Celebrate with the Ministry of Funny Walks.

Then there’s Beethoven’s Für Elise Navidad.

Too many puns. Cease Navidad.

Puh..leeze … Navidad!!??

Flying in a V Formation (helping to guide the Sleigh) = Geese Navidad

A Snack for Santa: Put it on Crackers = Cheese Navidad

A Christmas horse race… fillies navidad.

And there’s my neighbor who’s a sailor with three kids. Just Navy Dad.

Santa delivering presents to a person in Athens = A Greece Navidad

Delivering … uh … cooking oil to … uh … fast food restaurants =

In memory of Olivia….Grease Navidad

This joke has been stretched into a disturbance-of-the-peace-Navidad.

Surcease Navidad.

Sorry, that was a Poe remark.

This is GREAT! Thanks, Dave.

More, Dave. Some good suggestions too.

I love that you drew and mention John Cleese! Excellent work! Thanks Dave!

(Scratch scratch scratch) fleas navidad

O. M. G. ‼️ Dave’s outdone himself AGAIN‼️

Roflmao‼️‼️‼️

Ok, Ok … gotta say it … José Felicidad-o …!

How about the song about holy cows? You know, Hevenly Holsteins alalewya…

His nose is a lot brighter if you put on your infrared viewer.Mmmm, mutton chops for ChristmasGadzooks, that pine scent is making me dizzy and nauseousI ordered my ROTC marching squad to do that, and our Colonel kicked me out

Please Not deVlad.

An apartment available at Christmas time: For Lease Navidad.

Minister of Silly Walks

A state college in Louisiana: McNeese Navidad.

So I kinda have to ask – I have seen memes where there is a “for lease” sign and someone spray painted Navidad underneath. Five years ago we got a new dog from a rescue center and for Christmas someone gave us kitchen towels with Feliz Naughty Dog on them. If we combine the two would that mean it translates to “we want to wish you a rented puppy”???

my dogs got FLEAS navidad

Jeesh! Navidad.