Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2022

How about if I make sure I’m headed in the LEFT direction…?

Pointed North, then add water .

Washes the blues away…

Emulate the crab.

Some people can relate….they’re always in a tizzy, going in circles and everything in their lives is up-side-down! ☺️

Pinhead call the captain, I hit black ice and I’m sliding sideways.

Donuts in the parking lot…..wheeeeeeeee

You can lead a goat to water, but can you make him win a world series’ sideways?

I’m just going to head in the right direction, and then sit quietly while everything goes sideways.

Is that Ted Cruz?

Head umm up move umm out keep those sides of beef moving sideways.

Sometimes things go sideways no matter what direction you’re headed in.

Is that brick in the wall pink, Floyd?

Stroke me drop me

J Geils Band

They call me mellow yellow musical note.

Hit the oil slick on Highway 65, started sliding sideways.

At this point, I took the opportunity of a slight pause to register my observations regarding this bit of quackery. “This all sounds quite plausible, but you rely on my inability to reason as the basis for theories presented. There are no mechanisms that can provide the ‘resonance’ you imagine as being responsible. Each individual is individual and separate. My science has measured and recorded all known and observable energies. The things you imagine are purely that, imaginary. My drawing away from people is merely due to my interests having shifted to encompass new things. The events external to my existence are entirely coincidental, and hold no meaning at all. This was a very well constructed bit of psycho-babble, to be sure, but it is nothing more than that. I find this entire consultation to be of no value to me. You posit undetectable forces, realized only by their effects, and otherwise unknowable to any instruments other than mind and emotion. In such a case, they would be entirely subjective and not at all real in any sense, only existing at all when perceived, and otherwise being transient, ephemeral and undefined, lacking all substance.”

Right or wrong, purposely heading in one direction then going sideways is called deking in some circles …!

“Never look over your shoulder. Something might be gaining on you.”

I prefer the wrong direction. Then, any other way seems like an improvement.

Cars and girls are easy come by in this day and age

Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking ‘til I’ve spent my wage

When I was young, people spoke of immorality

All the things they said were wrong are what I want to be

Over, under, sideways, downBackwards, forwards, square, and roundOver, under, sideways, downBackwards, forwards, square, and round

When will it end? (When will it end?)

Sounds to me as though someone is trying to sidestep the issue here. You must confront it head-on! Only if you’ve got your head on backwards should that be a problem. We just weed out the Unready Heads, in spite of the Diversity of Color they seek to use as an excuse for their doltishness….

How do you get to Texas? First go west until you smell manure. That’s Oklahoma. Then go south until you step in it. That’s Texas.

…let’s see…

..you put your right foot in…

…you put your right out…

You’ve let your direction color your judgement. Way to get ahead,

I’ve never heard of Gamma Gamma Gamma. Is that a secret society of Frog Applause Bathmat Factory workers?