Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2022

What you need is to hang some mistletoe … or perhaps the toe of a silent knight.

I love it, you get no compliants, UNLESS you use a used rope

He should have the wreath turned so the bow hangs down.

And how about some mistletoe on the gallows above each noose?

Now THAT’S Christmas spirit. Or was that Easter?

He’s not going to lose his Fink Card over that move.

Fink just does not get it.

I wonder how many lumps of coal the King gets in his Christmas stocking?

Now you need to execute someone named Miss L’Toe

Turn it sideways and play drop-the-body-through-the-wreath.

I’m with Rodney on this one!

Lighten the mood just before putting out the lights.

POTUS plan for “Jan 6”, but My Pillows for Antifa and BLM rioters.

That is truly Gallows humor.

“Christmas is coming, and the noose is getting tight. Please to hang some peasants by the Fink’s pretty lights.”

directing a holiday play was already taken?

I heard that sometimes the ( head pops right off ) ? Now that is a mess for sure : (

I bet they still complain, and he bought new rope and everything. One small leap for a man… He must be eliminating relatives. The nooses are about two feet off the floor.

Have yourself a merry little…execution?

Yipes! Are those nooses? Where’s the outrage? Where’s the Peaceful Protest and Target burning?

Heart warming. No, actually heart burning.

Need some pretty lights on the nooses.

The bows were all hung on the gallows with care in hopes that St. Neck’lbreak soon would be there.

Some suggested mistletoe but would you want to see the condemned kissing before they drop?

Let’s put wreaths on the hangman noose, so the peasants will look festively on the platform. Yip yip yip yip yip

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat!…

Wow talk about “hanging” on a mistletoe….

IDE rather see the mote decorated than the gallows, FINK!

Ship that to Chicago and NY.

could use some lights

Christmas music would be a nice touch

Executioners with Santa hats, knights riding reindeer, all of the town’s little people dressed like elves, and in an attempt to look more like Santa the wizard swells himself up to an incredible size of 100 yards before exploding all over ID in a huge dressing of snow.

And the traitors were hung by the chimney with care.

Themed Christmas! Except I always figured the King of Id would aim more for a Herod The Great motif.

Gee, I’m getting all choked up!

To make it more festive, Lard A** 45 should be set to be hung!

I’m sure the next criminal to go to the gallows will be so grateful for the King’s thoughtfulness.

You can just imagine the sarcasm in Rodney’s tone…

Is this a new concept of “hanging the decorations?”