Herman by Jim Unger for December 06, 2022

Looks way better than the Charlie Brown Christmas tree!

Well, we’re celebrating the start of winter, when the sun is shining its least and is starting to head towards spring. Mind you, those will be some cold, hungry months, but the sages say that warmth and plenty will return if we hang ornaments on this tree.

It’s never too early to celebrate the birth of our Lord

Hey, that’s not Racquel Welch, in her fur bikini! Even as “The One Million Years B.C Christmas Special” this is disappointing!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSYmJur0Npw

Right after Halloween.

Thus the explanation of early man evolution.

That long ago they’re still celebrating Adam’s birthday.

Do they send stone messages across the water to Peter?

And still have some last-minute mammoth shopping to do….

She’s just decorating, with no particular purpose. What’s not to like?

Jim should drop a zero off that number. It’s unlikely that early people were wearing clothes a million years ago.

Pebbles and Bam Bam looking rough today.

I’ve priced Christmas trees. I think this is a tradition that will fade away.

Eventually Christmas Trees will be replaced with holographic projections. For those who really want the whole “experience,” they can don VR glasses to hang virtual ornaments or you can project the tree “all dressed.”

Then we’ll have to get virtual cats to knock the ornaments off and climb the tree and pull it down.

Only a million shopping days left until my first birthday! LMAO

Well when Schultz makes his Charlie Brown Xmas tree, I’ll be ready!

Decorating trees was practiced long before “religion” usurped it.

I’m guessing that is NOT Raquel Welch.

I was going to ask which one was Ringo Starr, then I looked it up and discovered that he was in a different movie set in “One Zillion BC – October 9th”.

Well, since he knows that it’s BC, I guess he knows whose future birthday they’re celebrating, so I guess it isn’t too early after all.

She’s no Raquel Welch.