Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2022

Who is this dashing Trudy Snow everyone’s always singing about?

Obviously, Brewster never saw Frosty or the Frozen movies.

In the original Jingle Bells, from the 1850s, James Pierpont had them in a one-horse open sleigh. Les Paul put them on it in 1951, suggesting he might be more familiar with sleds than sleighs.

That’s one way to shut them up.

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Hark! Harold Angel sing!

Sing a Christmas song / On the R.U. Sirius

Oh what might go wrong? / Are you serious?

Each one got a drink / He showed them how he felt

It was too bad he did not think / they would would surely melt.

Oh, Jingle Bells jingle bells, jingle all the way …

Just give them some Campbell’s Soup. (I know you’re remembering that commercial right now.)

“Oh gosh, I’m so sorry! Come in and sit by the fire…”

It’s the thought that counts….and Brewster can’t.

It’s alright, they were temps anyway.

Quick! Stick giant marshmallows on their shoulders.

Don’t serve Moltar a cold beer either!

Anthropomorphism makes for some very odd and interesting scenarios.