Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 28, 2022

I have a YETI thermos, incredibly well made!

Go with the Flo

Yeti spaghetti.

She DID admit it!

WRONG! Yeti’s are in the North Pole. Didn’t he ever see “Rudolf, the Red Nosed Reindeer”? ;-)

Capt. Eddie’s data files are corrupted. He’s running on DOS 1.0 and it’s incompatible with Reality 2100.2

Poor bloody Flo; now you’re in for it !

He obviously mistook a sasquatch for a yeti.

Yeti’s are about as real as anthropogenic climate change. That doesn’t mean the climate doesn’t change, which it does, but the causes are mostly natural. As an example, the Antarctic ice started melting over 7500 years ago. The last Ice Age ended over 10,000 years ago. Why?

So to throw off being reminded that he thinks climate change is a hoax, Captain Eddie uses a typical GQP trick. When caught saying that you believe what you said before was a lie(like FOPN talking head, Sean Hannity when he said he knew all along that he was lying when he was talking about voting machines being hacked by Democrats)then claim that someone they are talking to believes something they don’t, hoping to change the subject and that people will forget that he accidentally told the truth

When are you getting Joe and Victoria married? It’s time!

Easy mistake to make since they all look alike..

Or big foot

If it has a man-bun, it’s not a yeti. It’s a poser.

Flo knows better than to add anything to a Cap’n Eddie story. It just gets added into the plot.

When a lunatic tells everyone you’re crazy some people believe them.

You’d think that with the advent of smart phones there would be more pictures and movies of Yetis, but that doesn’t seem to be the case

I thought it was in the Himahlahyahs.

A lucid thought from Eddie, cool.

“That was before I disbelieved in climate change.”

We have to give Cap’n Eddie credit. He’s the only lobstah fisherman that can recognize penguin, caribou and yeti tracks.

Penguins walk pigeon-toed;caribou always look like they’re running’,and Yeti are the ones with the extra long toenails.

Capt. Eddie could be making a fortune as a political and/or corporate spin doctor!