Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 17, 2022

Sure, Snoopy, as if cuteness will win you a gold medal (not even silver or bronze).

You might still be able to go and do an exhibition Snoop…

Try to get by on cute, Snoopy. They might let you in.

Stop crushing people’s dreams Lucy!

Snoopy would like Lucys nose if he weren’t afraid of it getting stuck. . .(Frozen)

The way Lucy probably described him didn’t help.

You must be a human being to compete. Snoopy is a cute dog.

I’ve heard of Flea Circuses Snoopy. Maybe you could hold a Flea Olympics.

you have to wear skates.

He could be the mascot.

Snoopy, you can always enter into the local school competition .. the least you’ll get is a participation award …

Yes you are Snoopy!

After the “kneecapping” incident, people tended to realize that “cute” was a qualification.

You’re always cute, Snoopy.

Or maybe it’s because you have no training or pro athletic experience whatsoever.

Maybe NASA can call you and ask you to once again be part of the space program…

Such as using actual skates

Good enough!

Schulz discovered the advantage to being a hit cartoonist when he decided he wanted to meet Peggy Fleming, so he wrote her into the cartoon arc. And it worked!

Ahh, if that were the only necessary qualification Snoopy.

There’s always the puppy bowl

I have watched competitions where the only qualification was sparkly tights.

Debatable.

Yeah lucy!!! You deserve the academy award for being the most hateful evil brat there ever was!

He has to go to the Special, Special Olympics. It’s for dogs.

“cute” has never been a good justification for anything… oft-used, but never good

Best answer ever.

Well, there goes that dream, time to hop in the ole’ Sopwith Camel and get that cursed Red Barron.

Drat that Lucy!

Tomorrow he’ll show up in a tux. That’ll convince them

Don’t listen to Lucy, she would never call the actual Olympic comittee. Just making that claim, the same as she claims to be a pshyciatrist in or to con folks out of their allowance.

Snoopy, do you really believe Lucy called the IOC?

Yes you are indeed.

The qualifications can’t be all that strict, considering they let Eddie “the Eagle” Edwards compete.

Awwww, yes you are Snoopy

Lucy: “You can’t compete in the Olympics because you have none of the necesary qualifications.”

There may also be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJCPvJH_vko

How did she get the committee’s phone number?