Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 21, 2022

He said “wouldn’t” Bucky. He is just hypothesizing.

Most real witches consider witch a gender neutral term. Warlock originally meant “breaker of oaths” or “deceiver”. Anti-witch proaganda.

Being neutered, can Satch still be considered a warlock?

I can imagine Bucky’s Facebook posts about now, wonder how many “friends” he would have?!

At least we know that Bucky doesn’t possess the skill or strength to do any real damage to Satch. Heck; he loses teeth to ferrets.

Bucky speaks truth in that last panel.

If Satchel was a witch, he would have turned Bucky into an American shorthair, or something less siamesey.

I think a voice of sanity should show up & clear this mess. Calling Mac Manc McManx!

Well, well well, Satchel knows the difference between a male and a female. as does Bucky. I guess this means there IS a definition of a Man and A Woman —-and you don’t even have to be a biologist to know that!!

To be a witch (or warlock), Satch has to be lighter than a duck.

As a male dog, would it be too close to the line to call Satchel a borlock?

He thinks too much. Such creatures are dangerous.

Since a “Warlock”, by definition has “Crystal Balls”, then, no, Satchel is not a “Warlock”. Case closed.

On Bewitched, we know Tabitha had witch powers, but didn’t they have a boy also? Was he a warlock with powers?

The sad thing is that Bucky thought that he had phrased a yes-or-no question but “overegged” the interrogation. :)

“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Cool it with a baboon’s blood, Then the charm is firm and good” …!

I think Bucky’s just searching for a reason togive Satch a bath.

I wish I were a witch. There are a few spells I would love to cast right about now.

Do Warlocks eat Manwich Sloppy Joes? I mean, Satch is kinda “Thick & Chunky”!

https://www.walmart.com/c/brand/manwich

No, Satchel; you’re just thick and easily distracted.