Pickles by Brian Crane for December 19, 2022

Well if his name’s Roberto, you should have hollered, “¡Hola, Roberto! ¿Que pasa?”

The raccoons I’ve encountered aren’t embarrassed or intimidated by anything.

I think Earl’s losing it.

Sometimes a raccoon eats the outdoor cat food.

When our beast starts sniffing around the trash the youngest Grandkid reminds him that he’s not a raccoon…

Did Roberto tell Earl his name?

That must have been Roberto on my back porch this morning. When I called out “Hey, Roberto”, he ignored me too!

They are adept at opening trash cans!

Just so long as its name isn’t Pepé

Roberto the Raccoon…sounds like a name from a kids’ show…

Hilarious!

Roberto? Just go with the generic raccoon name .. Damm Raccoon .

That’s a good story Earl…… almost believable.

Now I want to hear ♪ “Rocky Raccoon” ♪.

To the racoon that got into our trash and exposed the fast food wrappers I thought I’d hidden from my wife-“you’re a d1ck”!

Was the mask a Covid thing??? For critters? Who enforces that kind of rule?

When I lived in Florida, Roberto and his amigos would open the lid and get into my garbage bin. I solved the problem by putting cayenne pepper around the lid. ¡Adios, Roberto!

he was a good friend of Pancho. did you put the accent on the right syllable? sometimes if the accent isn’t on the right syllable it isn’t the right name. ROberto roBERto roberTO

Once a year? I get 10 every night.

Ed sure does have a vivid imagination. LOL

Omg, Earl, that’s a real whopper!

They are sensitive about such.

So the raccoon was wearing a mask. I guess even animals are being cautious of Covid.