Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 22, 2022

He’s not asleep someone cut off his Head

Me either. There’s always some dingus next to you who wants to talk.

Fillmore is on vacation from Sherman’s Lagoon.

Wish I could avoid yakkity-yaks that way

Is that Mitch McConnell?

“You turtles are so lucky.” … “If I only had a shell.”

Turtle is hiding to avoid this conversation.

He doesn’t feel like any conversation. Always want to know about hare and turtle race!

He’s too shy to answer you. Try to draw him out of his shell.

The only time I could sleep on an airplane was when I was in the pilot’s seat.

This has to be an old comic. Look at the size of those seats!

Can’t be a real plane, too much leg room.

Making himself at home..

I can never sleep on a plane. Mostly because whomever is sitting next to me talks incessantly.

Witness protection program avoiding facial recognition software.

What airline offers seats that wide? I’d like to fly wherever they go.

It’s nice to have a room to retreat to….and it warm and dark too!

You’re safe, you’re not wearing the red uniform shirt.

It’s that annoying person next to you who is nervous about flying and will never shut up!

Is a turtle shell adequate protection in a crash?

Sleeps well cause he knows if a crash he will be the only survivor…

It’s almost always easier to sleep in your own home.

Just pointing out that IF YOU KEEP CONVERSING he’ll either have to snap YOUR head off or HE won’t be able to sleep either.

I would sleep if I would afford a seat that spacious. But I prefer to squander that money by traveling without luggage and buying what I need at the destination.

Me either. I always seem to get stuck beside a chatterbox who has nothing to say but won’t shut up.