Herman by Jim Unger for December 31, 2022

It also stops mouth breathing and eating too much.

Repurposed chastity belt

if you keep your mouth shut, it will for him

Not a chance.

And if you wear it upside down it becomes a comfortable chastity belt.

He can still shove a cigarette up his nose, but he can’t eat so great weight loss kit.

Doubles as a chastity belt.

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

Mark Twain

Not as long as his nose is free.

Doubles as a diet aid.

depends on who has the key

“Mmfghh!”

Anything requiring locks and shackles on body parts is never a good idea…

Nah he’s still got the nostrils uncovered.

Looks good for a diet also.

She’d better not expect a verbal answer.

Mums the word‼️☺️

HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️

“Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race.

A man is a monkey with one in his face.

Take heed my friend, take heed my brother.

A fire on one end and a fool on the other."

- Cigareeets and whusky and wild, wild women.

Good for weight loss too.

Nope.. as many have noted with a nose like his not a chance.

Now, how about your smoking Lady???

’It’d take a Miracle…’

Worth a try, I guess . . .

Happy New Year!

A chastity belt for the butt.. cigarette that is.

Almost as well guaranteed as Quitters Incorporated.

looks like the anti-snoring kit my wife bought me

If that doesn’t work, he loses a finger.