The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2022

I never sausage a thing.

They forgot the chorizo from Spain!!

You could check out the Famous Racing Sausages at Milwaukee Brewer games.

finally a frank and open discussion about cultures!

Very clever, and very funny.

They’ve all got a lot of guts.

There’s no one famous at this party. Nathan didn’t show.

Let’s get to the meat of this discussion!

There´s a place in the NE of the UK that is famous for sausages that made actors in 1976 – its called Cumberland.

Andouille from LaPlace, Louisiana

Wurst.Comic.Ever…

Where is the Kielbasa Kid?

I guess I’m from Vienna too, then… :(

That’s the long and the short of it…

nice on the Kielbasa….polish sausage we’re related in heritage only

My hometown (Sheboygan) is known for its Bratislavans.

I must be British.

What about Snausages?

Some of the sausages have begun smoking marijuana to ease their stress. They now spend their free time casing the joint.

Two things one never wants to see being made … laws and sausages.

And then there’s Transylvanian Blood Sausage.

How timely! I was watching the cartoon movie, Sausage Party, just last night.

there’s something wrong with a piece of sausage that needs glasses.DON’T EAT IT! unless that’s just a clever trick.

This is a real sausage fest

The Veinersnitzal clan!

And they all sleep on a bed of peppers and onions.

But after emigrating, all their families settled in Milwaukee.

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♪♫ But you know that when the truth is told

That you can get what you want

Or you can just get old

You’re gonna kick off before you even get halfway through…

When will you realize, Vienna waits for you? ♪♫

Who stole the kishka?

Funny

Another sausage party, well, they all know the grind.

I think the little one is being a beef jerky.

Mine says, Dachshund.

As for cheese, I’m from America…

Hot Dog, I think it’s over.

Yuk. Viennas have always put me off.

Mine come from the smaller hills of the Smokey Mountains. Known as Little Smokies

If I were native to the Planet of the Sausages, the last thing I’d want to know is what a DNA test would reveal about my origins. Or, to put it another way:

Dunderbeck’s Machine

There was a man named Dunderbeck who invented a machine,

It ground out perfect sausages, and it was run by steam,

The p*ssy cats and long-tailed rats, no more they will be seen,

They’re all ground up for sausage meat in Dunderbeck’s machine.

Here’s one of many links to the complete lyrics: https://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/d110.html

In other news, my first attempt to post this met with an objection from the automated censor — that word preceding “cats” is on the banned list.

A half wiener is better than no wiener at all (Donald Trump, per Stormy Daniels).

This is one time I would like to meet the wurst brat. Er, I mean . . .

They all look very young, must be using collagen.