Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 22, 2023

Many happy returns of the day.

They make a pill that will take care of the drooping light saber.

if they’re all successful, it will be many happy returns

Very funny! And punny.

The Return of . . . the Living Dead, the Saint, Sherlock Holmes, Swamp Thing, the Musketeers, Godzilla, the Durango Kid, the Killer Tomatoes, Bruno, Captain Invincible. Etc.

(How did life exist before IMDb?)

“If you that Jedi want to return, the receipt must you have.”

Target of the local ….receipt the need don’t of you.

Very clever. Loved the PP touch.

HA! Now we know where Batman buys all those cool gadgets!

Gotta go…. They open in a few minutes!

When she turns him down we’ll have another Star Wars episode holding up the line.

Clever, Mr Whamond, baiting the masses for puns on E.D.

Exit, stage left…running all the way‼️☺️

Help me, please, fellow readers. Who is pushing Pink Panther’s cart?

Uh-oh, looks like the Bat signal is on the fritz.

Hang on Floopy, Floopy hang on.

Or something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTKhPkZSJo&list=PL36Ccvec1rQw_Gh98ynxSMhSagoOLTzZx&index=2&ab_channel=sowgelder

About 30 years too late.

Poor Yoda, shares the same problem as most of we senior-senior former studs.

He thought he was out of luck, but when he found the return counter, he had A New Hope.

CLEVER!

Returns to render … Dave W. …!

Now I have that Pink Panther song in my head.

Some are at the point of diminishing returns, and others are past the point of no return.

“When 900 years old you are, much Viagra you will need, hmmm?”

Bravo, good one, full belly laugh…

Next: Thomas Hardy, attempting a “Return of the Native”…!

Return of the Mac(k)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHR31kl_w48&list=FLGuMsNsVgtK_Yvug_-HCfEQ&index=25