Herman by Jim Unger for January 02, 2023

And they wouldn’t know how to make one?

Is it biscuits OR gravey too?

But to be fair, they’re ostrich eggs, and it’s a whole loaf of Wonder Bread. Although, the loaf is stale, not toasted.

Okay then – how about two of each?

(I have a couple of buy-one-get-one-free coupons.)

I’m thinking she gets both – why can’t he???

That way, the prices look more reasonable. Wanting egg AND toast jacks up the price.

Maybe if they cleaned off the menus once and a while…….

Make your own guess.

Two separate menu items. True a la carte.

Guy: Oh…just coffee then.

It’s triple the cost for egg and toast…

“Toasted eggs, please.”

The cost of product has been tough on foodservice the last three years.

Change the menu- – have a talk with the cook. . . .

“Yes, could I get a fork or spoon and some salt or pepper??”

Austerity programs in restaurants…

OK than I’ll place 2 orders, egg and toast. To save on the dinnerware, place the egg on the toast.

I believe she means to say “exclusive or”!

Sheesh, some people want everything.