Wanda must have a pocket on her nightie and has a mouse in it. Or, she has figured out sex can be exercise and that is her plan for morning before the kids wake up and spoil the mode.
We exercise every morning M-F for 30 minutes before breakfast watching old Denise Austin Tapes. My wife sweats and I don’t. I must be doing something wrong.
Gotta like all the comments suggesting that “morning workout” can mean something very different from going jogging. All us great minds think alike. If Kirkman and Scott thought that way, Darryl’s speech balloon in panel three would read, "Sounds good to me, babe . . . "
allen@home over 1 year ago
Start thinking Darryl. You’ll need a plan to get out of this one.
C over 1 year ago
Always ready to share anything unpleasant
Ratkin over 1 year ago
The royal we, as in royal pain.
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Don’t force him into this. Just let him be.
Ink blot Premium Member over 1 year ago
What kind of workout did we have in mind?
ꜝ over 1 year ago
even duh mouse in her pocket ain’t down wit dis chit
sirbadger over 1 year ago
When do they sleep? Is Wanda planning to take a nap while Darryl is at work?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Darryl and Wanda won’t last a week. That’s my bet.
oddhumor over 1 year ago
You and the mouse in your pocket? That’s nice.
cdillon85 over 1 year ago
I take it that’s not the Royal ‘We’.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Maybe Wanda was saying “oui,” but not in the way Darrell wanted her to when they were dating.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Yes, but what time do the kids wake up?!
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Our big dog has outdoor needs that sets our fitness goals.
CrimsonOne18 over 1 year ago
Good try but it’ll never last. Leave Darryl alone and you, Wanda, can exercise when the kids are gone.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oui
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ha! Idts!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love the Charlie Brown bedside light. Wanda, worry about yourself and let Darryl be.
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Diets and exercise programs, sharing the pain.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Wanda must have a pocket on her nightie and has a mouse in it. Or, she has figured out sex can be exercise and that is her plan for morning before the kids wake up and spoil the mode.
brick10 over 1 year ago
WE? Do you have a mouse in your nightgown?
reedmamber13 over 1 year ago
Or he could just stay home
jmworacle over 1 year ago
Let’s see how they’ll do when its below freezing.
StackableContainers over 1 year ago
A person must choose a self-improvement plan, not have it thrust upon them.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 1 year ago
The difference in tone/volume of “we” in the third panel — it’s not what you say but how. I’m betting on Wanda.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
You-not me or we.
Publius10608218 over 1 year ago
My Mom and Dad, although it was last month she got him to start doing yoga with her in the living room.
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
Riiight. That won’t long.
Dr_Fogg over 1 year ago
We exercise every morning M-F for 30 minutes before breakfast watching old Denise Austin Tapes. My wife sweats and I don’t. I must be doing something wrong.
AMBER1 over 1 year ago
Won’t last! ;)
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Yeah. What’s(I know who’s) this we you are talking about?
Darrell Patton over 1 year ago
How long before WE turns into HIM.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Sure your kids aren’t related to the keane kids?
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
You even started a day late. Good timing.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gotta like all the comments suggesting that “morning workout” can mean something very different from going jogging. All us great minds think alike. If Kirkman and Scott thought that way, Darryl’s speech balloon in panel three would read, "Sounds good to me, babe . . . "
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Daryl’s right ,hey don’t those kids give you all the exercise you need????
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD