Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 29, 2022

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Your army of cats, after about 15 minutes in the van, would eat your corpse alive, and then yowl to be let outside.

That’s some dream there, Kevin.

Yeah.. that.. that sounds about right.

Won’t work. Cats all think they’re generals and don’t obey orders.

Kevin is gonna be a swinging bachelor for life. He ain’t gonna let a ball and chain tie him down.

Low expectations are easily met.

Is bad that I can actually see Kevin do something like that in the future?

We all need goals. I think the countryside will survive you and your cats, though.

Do either of the boys have cats at their houses?

One of my neighbors had 28 cats. The one next door fed the birds every day. I felt like I was watching a Looney Tune every time I looked outside: Sylvester climbing trees, hiding in an empty doghouse, crawling through the grass…

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/corgi-mauled-by-pack-of-poodles-woman-bitten-by-dog-owner-in-bizarre-attack/news-story/0d673aa2eb5bf404688c6de023dc06b6 is taken. Try to top that.

Given Kevin’s family life thus far, he really can’t be blamed for not thinking “Married Life=Happy Life”. I have similar reasons for having no desire to get married.

Cats? Army of cats? Has it ever been planted that Kevin has a “thing” for cats?

In a van, down by the river.

Kevin wants to grow up to be a Stephen King character?

Why is a cat apartment such a threat? Sounds fun.

gasp, that’s my plan!