Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 04, 2023

One time I was 92%.

And the plants call the doctor in the morning after taking at least a couple aspirin?

One time I was 71%. It seems like once in a great while a person survives being hit by a train so that would be more impressive if the bear had been hit several times by trains.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

nice: two Canadian factoids

The Boss was also observed to excavate kill and eat a hibernating Black bear.

Vote The Boss Speaker of the train-wreck House on Capitol Hill. Nobody would dare challenge him.

Is that supposed to be the fraction 9 / 96 = 0.09375 ?

If he’s fathered around 70% of the cubs in his region, won’t that greatly increase the chance of inbreeding in his region? Such as his male offspring breeding his female offspring, or him breeding one of his female offspring? Is the remaining 30% of the population enough to ensure genetic diversity? Or in a few years from now will that region start having inbred bears with crossed eyes, crooked teeth, deformed limbs, mental impairment and possibly start playing banjos? Inbred grizzlies is a SCARY thought!

Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, and clean.

So’s the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Bill asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady leave me alone, I’m married!”

“My baby thinks she’s a traiiiin… uh oh here she comes… okay okay, I’ll do it, but …. there are others!” ~ The Boss

Take care, may German born Canadian immigrant Hardy “Har Har Har” Tomsikord be with you, and gesundheit.

What a baloney statement on Boreal Forest. That number is all Canada has left after destroying so much with peat mining and logging. Some logging is replanted but with inferior, fast-growing species.

Oh Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmM17-F9Lw

Anyone hurt on the train?

The Boss is also known to wear rolled up shirts and sing in a low, gravelly voice

How about the inbreeding his descendants will have?

OK, here’s the deal… everyone thinks Jason is an idiot, but actually he is 27 years old with the mind of an 11 year old, and lives in his parent’s basement with only his snake to keep him company. Pretty sad.

I must admit, he is rather annoying. I skip over any comment of his I see.

The Mick Jagger of the Grizzly Bear world…