Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 24, 2022

Alas, I have none. I can foist a gobbet of contumely upon your target of choice; will that do?

Now that I think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever granted anything in a vouchsafish manner.

We have some prostern masking, but nothing toward the head. Arrrrgh.

If I knew how to vouchsafe would I be commenting on lame cartoons?

Well, I’m fresh out of consternation. How about I cede you a mien of bewilderment? Or, I do have an air of shock I could let you have cheap.

Consternation grabs me every time the holidays come around! There’s no vouch safe place to run or hide….I’m doomed‼️ Grin and bear it…..or bare it all….haven’t decided yet……☺️☺️☺️

I would rather wear a mask of consternation than one of constipation. Either way, lips tend to be puckered.

Wow safe cracker, the door opened.

Unsnapper fish and vouch for the fisherman’s lie. Bras are easy, but Moby Dick ain’t.

Isn’t that a quote from Leviticus?

To all of you who have graciously contributed more ingredients for my word salad repertoire …

Muchas Gracias …!

Another Church of Froglandia sacrament.

That’s a mask of consternation? I thought that was your Velvetta facial treatment mask.

Merry Christ-thats-lamemas to everyone!

The message looks subtly lameinated today.

Tonight in my childhood, the sister’s all expected new p.j.s w/feet included. I got a rubber frog one year, now look at me .

Rather than relying on a (literal) mask, just adopt a pained expression on your very own face as of consternation. You can do it! You are Woman, and you are strong! You even look a little bit like the late Helen Reddy….

PLEASE NO KINK OR P0RNO IN MY FROG APPLAUSE THANK YOU

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

…is it a mask…

…to have an alter-ego?…

…a split personality…

…a hard working, intelligent employee…

…a lazy sit on your Lazy boy at home?…

…Paul far away…

…Saul up close?…

…be everything to everyone…

…be nothing to no one…

…you can take the Applause out of the frog…

…but you can’t Frog out of the Applause…

…Happy Christmas everyone…

…bah…

…humbug…

F3 HIT

You sunk my battle ship. :-$

Day 2. I might be consternated (were that a real word; but it’s truly lame).

Merry Christmas, fellow Froglandians!

…I was there in London for the Battle of Britain…

…now, I’m in Schweinfurt very concerned about the B-17s heading towards us…

…soon, I will be in Japan…

…the carpet bombing there is insinuating of bigger things to come…

…in a previous life I was a waist gunner when a piece of shrapnel sliced a vein and I bled to death…

…my gal ended up with my brother…

…history repeats itself…

…whether you study it or not…

….the rainwater is a billion years old…

… and my DNA has been around almost as long…

…maybe we are just in a video game…

…where older versions the world was flat…

…but now the graphics are so much better…

…here I am in Vietnam seeing the squadron of B-52s heading my way…

Flustered is the best I can do right now.

I love the word “vouchsafe”.