The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2023

Well-crafted cartoon. I love the sign set in dog years.

is this the bar where they sniff each others’ butt-wiser?

Suddenly for some reason I quiero taco bell.

“Must be 3 to buy Alcohol”. Good one. Dog year – Human year calculation (not necessarily true but usually understood)

The ID’s probably fake. You don’t look like a dalmation!

I spent a couple of summers in Aspen in the late 70’s. There were some among us who, by summer’s end, referred to a certain brand of beer in that way. In truth, the beer reminded me of an old joke about a new ad slogan for Cur’s Beer. “Like making love in a canoe.”

7am Hair of the dog time.

I’ll have what the chihuahua’s having.

If they drink too much they’ll end up having the Schlitz.

I love the chihuahua buzzed over the Tequila.

“Must be 3” Love it!

Does that bar have a “licker” license?

Three dogs drinking quietly in bar. Behind them a cat mistakenly entered the door thinking he was picking up his dry cleaning. The dogs turned and stared at the frozen feline. After a tense moment, the cat, knees shaking and scared, walks backward through the door telling himself over and over not to make that mistake again. Not saying a word, the dogs returned to their drinks and continued watching the frisbee toss championships on the tv.

If he wasn’t licensed (if he didn’t have his tags showing), …

… the bartender might have said, “We don’t serve Curs here.”

I like the sign.

They’re having a special on toilet water.

Where’s Spuds MacKenzie?

There is to be no misbehaving at this pub. The barktender has the patrons on a short leash.

SQUIRREL!!!!

He can still drive home if he also has his license.

The Chihuahua has tequila, of course. A barrel of brandy for the St. Bernard.

I don’t get it.

He got his dog tag while serving in the army.

WHAT!?! Not a Letterkenny special, Puppers!?!

Ok, a St. Bernard, a Chihuahua, and a Lab-mix walk in to a pub…

There’s a brewpub in Portland called LuckyLabrador. One of their offerings is called “Hair Of The Dog”.

No license, the dog catcher will be having a word with whomever claims you at the shelter before you, yourself, become dog food.

The place is called the Pup Pub and yet they check ids? They shouldn’t even have any customers.

Discrimination, I turned adult at 2 years…

So a kangaroo walks into the bar and says, “I’ll have a hoppy ale.”

A banana walked into a bar and the bartender said, “We don’t serve food here.”

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender sez, “I can’t have you in here, you’ll have to leave!” The jumper cables exclaim, “Aw man! Why not?” Bartender replies, “Cuz I know you came in here just to start something.”

¡Ay, chihuahua!

Just then, a newfoundland walked in and said to the bartender, “Gimmie an ‘I pee, eh?’!”

A skeleton walked into a bar and the bartender gave him a beer and a mop.

A naked baby walked into a bar and the bartender gave him milk and a mop.