Close to Home by John McPherson for January 14, 2023

Yeah doc maybe you can get a Barry Manilow song to replace the Chia Pet song.

Chia ear worm…maybe teach him the “Baby Shark” song!

“This is the song that never ends . . . "

Time to put him down

Dr. Lopez or Mr. Spock?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGG.?……AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGG .?? …EARWORM, EARWORM…. Thanks for nothing!

The best solution may be an amputation. . .

. . . of the head.

Just water him regularly. It’ll grow out of him.

You almost got me, but I used the Naked Gun theme as brain bleach.

You got to use your Clapper.

A greedy self-serving doctor might be thinking: “I could make a lot out of this – Ch-Ch-Ch-Ching!”

Sing the theme from Barney, “I love you, you love me…..”

Great! Now I’ve got it stuck in my head!

Ohhhh our granddaughter when she was little drove us crazy with that song!!!!

Water him.

Oh crud, now I have an ear worm…when it gets bad, I usually have to listen to Led Zeppelin and Earnest Tubb at the same time to get rid of it…

I a, glad that I don’t know it. Thank you DVR.

It’s a Small World After All……. sorry, folks.

Bleeb can’t take it anymore either

There’s a song! ? ! Glad I don’t know it.

Hi, Bleeb. Nice of you to climb all the way to the top of the exam table just to give us a wave. Now you can climb back down to continue observing. PS – I hope that your species is not susceptible to ear worms Hmmm, now that I think about, you may not even have ears.

…or the Muppets song…Mahna Mahna, do do do do do ‼️

Would that be Dr. Trini Lopez?

Thanks, John, for a laugh to start my day!

He should go shopping as a distraction. Maybe I-I-I-IKEA.

Judging from the doc’s ears, he’s not Dr. Lopez, he’s Mr. Spock.

Put some water in his ear and see if it sprouts some plants

Yesterday I learned there is a Chia Willie Nelson. No word as to if it’s smokable or not.

We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo.

How about you, you, you.

- T. Paxton

mine is “Just take those old records off the shelfI’ll sit and listen to ’em by myself…” and I just let it go and enjoy!

A little Slipknot will take care of that…

Show him the Baby Shark video!

Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow…

So now he has a different kind of chia head.

I have the same problem with the new Burger King ads.

Baby Shark

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier……. 1950’s

99 bottles of beer on the wall…

sweat

Best cure for an earworm is to wash it out with another song, to be replaced with that song.

He’ll be okay—as long as his head doesn’t turn into a Chia Pet.

Come and knock on our door,

We’ll be waiting’ for you,

Cuz it’s hers and hers and his

Three’s company too.

did ya try unclogging your ears? that way it has a means of escape. :D

NO! It’s CONTAGIOUS!