Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 14, 2023

Because you’re part of Phoebe’s life, Dakota. Enjoy!

She’s been Vegeta’ed.

Pathos. It seems like these days you can argue for anything by claiming to be insulted by the alternative.

Blarten blart!

And for only 5 dollars, you may purchase a share of that excellent life soon to come…

Looks like Dakota has a future as an editor and a book publishing agent.

Good luck with that, ladies!

Blart!

The goblin appears to be well drawn; too bad its details are obscured by the choice of dark green for its color.

If Phoebe can understand goblin why is Dakota having to translate for her?

Just avoid the Amazon reviews! My favorite one on one of my early efforts was ‘weirdly compelling’. I’m putting that on my tombstone.

I would relish a goblin novel any day over romance novels.

I like to imagine Dakota dealing with goblins throughout her life as an adult. “Dakota and Her Goblins”.

We sure Engelblart’s true calling isn’t in acting?

Yep. Just like I said a few strips ago. Dakota has become an official goblin translator. But hey, at least you have a friend. Better than spending time on the phone trying to get likes from strangers.

you’re really something, Engelblart

I love how Dakota has become more than just a one-dimensional foil for Phoebe over the years.

Blart. Blaart. Blaaaaaaarrrt.

Dakota. He needs your help!

They’re both going to be surprised when this becomes a bestseller. Best to get his autograph now.

I confess to not having read all the comments and replies this week. But has anybody else noticed that proofreading is not “reading and giving notes”?

Just lucky, I guess.

I am loving this gag so much!

i ask myself that every day