Pickles by Brian Crane for January 17, 2023

Opal may to get new glasses. If she can’t tell the difference between a raisin and a fly.

Raisin awareness for the need to get your eyes checked regularly.

If you hit it just right, a raisin will jump which would have startled Opal.

Earl is now eating raisin blam.

What insect looks like a raisin anyway? A baby scarab beetle?

I ordered a glass of ice water. She brought me a plastic fly swatter.

“Great, kid! Don’t get cocky.”

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We still have fly strips up from last summer.

Make sure the other raisins know the fate that may await them if they try to escape from the oatmeal in this home.

The only advantage of winter – no bugs.

Raisin Cane Opal?!

Good shot Opal !

RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m out touting the benefits of dried grapes. It’s called raisin awareness

Nothing more appetizing than a fly swatter right next to my soup…….Yummmmmmm

They’re both blind. It was really a rat dropping…tried using another word but it appears on the GC banned word list. So much for artistic license.

I stomped a large bug running on the kitchen floor one night. It turned out to be a grape that I had dropped.

I had a swarm of raisins in my cereal this morning!

There’s a reason they call flies sky raisins.

I check first for feet or wings.

☺️☺️☺️☺️ hysterical‼️

That is funny….a dead raisin!

“…. now pass it over.”

“YUCK!!”

This long retired engineer saw its anal juices fly parabolically into his bowl.

That’s funny, full belly laugh…

Wait! I think it moved! Flick it to the floor and let Rosco take care of it.

It was planning to infiltrate the chocolate chip dough in masquerade.

Same Opal, same. I tried to feed a bird in some bushes without my glasses on until my husband discreetly told me it was a receipt…

Earl has redeemed his payback!

Opal probably meant to whap Earl’s head!

From eromlig – - – currently under suspension

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about 6 hours ago on Pickles

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It was planning to infiltrate the chocolate chip dough in masquerade.

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For further info, visit:

https://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2023/01/17

Still…killing a fly on the table is disgusting.