Pickles by Brian Crane for January 20, 2023

Hopefully Earl found him before Roscoe had to go outside.

Oooh, Cowboy poetry! Isn’t there a Festival somewhere for that genre?

How long had Roscoe been under there?

Dogies are not doggies.

that’s why it’s called a bark-O-lounger

It’s winter so now we need to take some hay bales to the cows in the back forty whippersnapper.

Poor Roscoe!

“Get along little Dogies”, or doggy here!

“Whoopee TI Yi Yo! Git Along Little Dogies” Earl is no Gene Autry!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0A3HnHOmJ0

Whoopie-ti-yi-yo, Mr Falcon

Movin’, movin’, movin’, Though they’re disapprovin’,

Keep them dogies movin’, rawhide.

Don’t try to understand ‘em, Just rope an’ throw an’ brand ’em. …

… Move ’em out, head ’em up: Rawhide.

Just Remember Earl: In Cowboy Poetry it’s:Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey and More Money…!

Life is easy at the La-Z-Boy Coral!

It’s safe to come out now, Roscoe! Earl’s not going to be doing that stuff that caused you to run on Monday…https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2023/01/16?ct=v&cti=2208697

He should buy a “G”.

‘Dogies’?!? I’m not a cowboy, but I’m pretty sure it’s ‘doggies’.

I prefer when I can

to let my doggies be free

so I take off my boots,

hang ’em up in a tree.

take my socks with their holes

and give ’em a shake

to make rarified air

that the trail boss can’t take.

but my doggies are free

and I wiggle them round

till the cattle stampede

and I’m left flat on the ground.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he kept hearing people say, “Get along little doggie.”

Git along there little doggy. Actually, all you really have to do is drop some food on the floor when you want to ‘corral’ him.

Ouch……. that’s GOTTA hurt

Head’em up, move’em out!

Happy Trails to you….

Oh, i can’t get a long little dogie, I can’t even get one that’s small, I can’t get a long little dogie, I can’t get a dogie at all.

I think there’s a difference between a dogie and a doggie.

Gee! Everyone always confuses “dogie” and “doggie”! Gee again! (literally) (or should it be “litter-aly”?)

Is that supposed to be a poem? It has rhyme, but the meter is all over the place.

Oy! Earl‼️ Is this the lasting vision you want to leave Nelson with?

Giddy-Up?

I’d like to see Earl try to round up Muffin.

He haw!

A cowboy’s work is never done – Sonny and Cher

It wasn’t exactly a round up, though.

Wonder if Roscoe will ever again show.

That he survived shows us his speeds

Being around Earl, that’s a trait which he needs!!

Leave the footrest in the UP position. We haven’t seen MUFFIN in a while.

(How much is that) Doggie in the Window https://youtu.be/ZY1ikl2NmQM

Turning Roscoe loose from ‘trapped in the chair’ is the opposite of “rounding up” your stray dog(g)ie.

It’s a poem! Read it aloud

♫ Yodel-ay-ee-a-lay-ee-oo. . . ♫

Dogies aren’t dogs; they’re cattle.